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Could not agree more.

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🎵IS THIS THE WAY TO BARCELONA?🎼

Maybe mathematically, but we all know that we only need three points.

Isn’t that right Pete?

Not now brother.

So bloody frustrating.

When Unai is done transforming the footballing side of the club into Champions Of The Universe, please can we give him a place in the Ticketing or IT Dept?

Just a little prick?

You knows it Nee-Nee!!

Mings is as iconic now as he has been since he joined us on-loan, but I think he might be getting closer to the exit door.

If we finish on 61pts, Chelsea would need 13pts from a possible 15pts.

Or an average of 2.6pts per game.

I don’t see it happening.

Brighton (a)
Forest (h)
Liverpool (a)
Spurs (h)
Sunderland (a)

Definitely.

Not many keepers are worth 21pts each season and I think Martinez is.

Irreplaceable.

After today’s late drama, I think next years sponsor should be a pharmaceutical one.

I agree. I reckon three points secures our spot.

I won’t even care if there’s a tiny asterix next to our name if we win the bloody thing.

I like those odds!

Your friendly reminder that Aston Villa can still win the Premier League!

Hello Charlotte234-84 please tell me more. I could really do with a piece of that.

In my opinion he’s only one of only a few goalkeepers that can pull that off.

His presence counts for so much. He’s worth about twenty one points a season.

WHAT A WIN!

Three more precious points added to the “Road to The Champions League O-Meter”.

I reckon we just need three more points from five games.

I love my football club so fucking much.

No words.

Other than ‘Jadon Fucking Sancho’.

I cheered the Forest goal more than I should have.

He’s off on fucken holiday again!

I think it just proves what we already know. We finally have depth of numbers, but be don’t have the depth of talent. It’s the same story with so many of our squad, but I think we are going to see many changes in the next eighteen months.

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Top honours

GOLLLAZZZZZZO!!!!!

Sadly, I’ve got to watch this one from 200 miles away today brother.

Safe travels and have a great time.

Happy with a draw?

BIG UP THE MATCHDAY VILLANS!

And our march continues. Will we get to add another three points to the gauge?

If we do, please be careful to not damage internal decor when removing the current chart from your wall. I’m accepting no liability.

🦁👍

The Man.

The Calves.

The Legend.

Imagine rocking up in that!

And then walking off, into the distance, slowly, to the beat of the tune - with someone filming you from the calf down.