Connections today was really hard. Almost went out.

Awake at 3:23am Eastern time, you’d think I was standing in the Epcot parking lot about to run a race.

Usually the typo goes the other way.

These people just have to lie about everything, don’t they?

You’d think that in the 90 minutes it’s taken to extract the crew members from the capsule, they could’ve just towed the entire thing to the Navy ship. But I’m no rocket scientist.

Saturn - gin, falernum, passion fruit, orgeat, lemon

Another drink from last night, very appropriate for today’s splashdown. Welcome home, Artemis II crew!

South Seas Sunset - bourbon, orgeat, tropical juices, lemon, bitters.

One of the cocktails from Tiki Night yesterday (deets in alt text). Always super fun to have friends over for drinks and great conversation.

I’ve never seen people as excited as those in our local Costco shoppers Facebook group upon hearing the news that the long-awaited food court renovation is finally finished and they’re once again serving hotdogs and chicken bakes.

All set and ready for hosting tiki night.

See also: Alex Pretti

Why isn’t there any way to report people to Instagram for posting stories while driving? Seems not great.

My wife just noticed the difference between colors of our LED lights at two different settings: FAFFA7 vs. FFFFA7. I’m impressed by her superpower.

DJ Rex mug coming to Oga’s West coast.

Obverse side

Need.

a man in a suit and tie says no it 's not ALT: a man in a suit and tie says no it 's not

Any news article that has “It’s official” in the headline today:

So in a moment of genuine curiosity about people that used to be in the Distwitter/MMofM circle, I logged back onto Twitter for a minute today. And holy shit, everyone over there is crashing out over animatronics and bus rides. Logged back out super quick. Much prefer the sanity of being over here.

Might have to go back and start listening to this again to relive the good ol’ days. Gallimaufry!

Rend your hearts, not your garments, you performative knobhead!

Major FOMO reporting for duty. I swear, we will attend a tiki event next year! @stefinitelyjackson.bsky.social

They don’t give you a cognitive test unless they’re worried about your cognition.

This is exciting. Wonder Man was a great series!

Walking on campus today, it really hit me how closed off from the world everyone is. With headphones on or staring down at their phones, they’re in their own space and not experiencing anything around them, even if it just a normal, chilly, Spring day.

It was 93° here 3 hours ago.

Long live the Rusty Pipe!

I love making up drinks and this one is not bad… but also not good. I feel like there’s something here though.

The Caoránach (Irish mother of dragons) - Jameson, green chartreuse, orgeat, lemon.

Mai O’Tai - Jameson, curaçao, orgeat, lemon

One-way as low as $59*.

* if you’re flying from Wichita to Des Moines on Tuesday, May 5th. Otherwise, everything is $459.

Good luck to everyone registering for marathon weekend today! May the runDisney gods shine down on your 12 browsers!

I didn’t realize that was on D+! Cool!

Sorry, Andy Williams. This is the most wonderful time of the year.