Remember this. And tell other people. Don’t trust cops applies to not believing they will give you lots of money for information.

Incredibly fascinating how USAmericans have created extremist centrism. Truly the most Innovative Country™

I got to play my D&D character today and I am so excited for her. She's so much fun, druid tanking is gonna be a real good time

If the backpack was full of Monopoly money, I am *SO* excited to find out what's on that phone. It's gonna just be such a fuck you and I am ready for it.

What's gonna break, who is gonna be left standing? Fuck if I know but also I wish I could jump to the future just to read the PHDs and philosophical musings written about this time

The fact that everyone is happy about this CEO's death just reminds me that we're all feeling capitalism tightening its grip, squeezing us for everything we've got. No matter people's politics, we've all only got so much to give. What happens when the blood, sweat, and tears aren't enough?

Damn I really need to get more witchy...

So cute!!! Your vibe is flawless <3 Your hair always looks so good!!

This is your recurring reminder that you shouldn’t say stuff on public social media that would look really bad if security forces printed it out and knocked on your door to discuss it at midnight.

If you believe, as I do, that we are entering very dangerous times, please start acting accordingly.

I can only assume it's trying to set up rage bait engagement but... Yeah I'm with you on having no idea *why* anyone would do that. Could always be to try and make accounts look legit before doing something else?

Woowwwwwww PRETTY PRETTY PRETTY

Mirror selfie wrapped 2024 <3

(I am aware she probably had nothing to do with this, but it's funny)

You mean the girl famous for a blowjob joke pumped and dumped? Damn, never would've seen that coming

As we all should, you're an inspiration

'You wouldn't download a car' meme edited to say 'You would download a girl'

I love when the people I follow can come together and agree that a for-profit healthcare CEO biting the dust is a universal good. If laughter is the best medicine, this guy is providing more healthcare post-mortem than he ever did while alive.

People might have some more remorse if assholes like that guy weren't directly responsible for tens of thousands of deaths as a result of the systems put in place purely to line that guy's pockets. No one should have to die like this, but being hated is on him for doing so much harm.

Youtube keeps moving around the video speed options and it's such a tiny mild frustration but I hate it so much. It's killing my muscle memory

I love TTRPGs so much. Was rolling pretty low, missed most of the enemies' attacks, everything is fine- OOPS double crit on the spellcaster and he's unconscious

Living for late night group chats where we try to figure out whether we headcannon Donkey Kong Jr. as having died in 9/11 or deserting in the Vietnam war

First and foremost, alt text must always be informative and descriptive of the content in the image. It can have character and humor, but it still needs to be informative and descriptive. Alt text is not meant for easter eggs or jokes for sighted users.

My genuine recommendation is to do it yourself. Install Shinigami eyes as well, because it gives you a starting point for transphobes and is harder to abuse. It sucks and it's slow but letting others curate your online experience is bad. It'll lead you into the same pits that algorithms will

Especially coming from people who call themselves allies! Like they don't get to say they're an ally but then also decide to sit out the conversation on whether we deserve rights! The mental gymnastics and double standards are strong with some people

Love getting followed by right wing grifter Vtubers. Get the fuck out of here, I don't want your drama ragebait dogshit content on my feed.

trans flag

i love my country

Dune enjoyers at Thanksgiving be like: "Sorry I clogged your toilet I had a real Shai-Hulud moment there haha"

I'm sorry about that, that's awful to deal with </3 You deserve so much better 💖