Fucked up in the club drinking Hot Cum

didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?

Possible Gem is my favourite Daoist monk

Twitter screenshot reading "Trending in United States: Hung Cao"

POV you are a concubine in the Han dynasty imperial court trying to differentiate between the various members of the prestigious Cao family

CAPUCHIN
CHUDD

now that im sober I still want to fuck this thing but it's not like, urgent? like i need to fuck this thing sometime in the next month

regimes are going through the historical record and airbrushing minions next to their enemies to prove that they were right to purge/overthrow them

a friend described tomodachi life as "typing boobs on a calculator and laughing about it" and i can't get it out of my head

when the lord closeth a door he openeth a window

PISSY

later today trump will pay respect to his american christian followers by reading from their holiest text, the alabama age of consent statute

The Columbine massacre was on this date in 1999. Instead of energizing our country to get gun violence under control, it kicked off a new normal. One of the best explanations ever of journalism's destructive impact on mass shootings came from Roger Ebert in his review of Gus Van Sant’s “Elephant.”

DOINK

stevie knicks aka knees_calhoun showing mozart died at the mozart death house on twitter saying "this is really helpful thanks" with hunter_hhhh saying: "mozart on december 5th, 1791: oh wow, a freshly baked pie? just for me? [HE WALKS INSIDE, CAMERA PANS TO SIGN ON THE BUILDING THAT READS "PIE FACTORY"] [SIGN FALLS OFF, REVEALING A SIGN THAT READS "Mozart Death House"]"

Gondorians hearing Isildur’s heir has returned:

Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!” Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?” Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.” Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”

How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)

i cant go to work wo my emotional support fuckdoll

man

A parenting influencer is facing backlash after accidentally running over her toddler and using it for content Kelly Hopton-Jones posted photos from the hospital while her son received treatment

I’m sorry you did what now?

Reblogged by @jav.scd.lol admin congrats bestie

DLSS 5 Off vs DLSS 5 On meme

theyre the same picture

idk what i did to get this on my recommended but it surely is a sign i fixed my algorithm

Guan Yu, AD 220

even in 1e OD&D Gygax was writing shit like "fuuuuuck dude you can play a fucking lame ass hobbit from those stupid idiot cringe rings books if you absolutely fucking insist"

Call me James Cumnip the way I… well I mustn’t say

James Cumnip

England and Wales, Census, 1871

Drag name: Dave Chapelle Roan

a screenshot of the bluesky app with an error banner "Bad Posts Rate Limit Exceeded"

welp, this is me