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An artist's illustration of Danger Yam's proposed monument to his own ego:
a 250-foot-tall, white (with tacky gold trim and embellishments – including lions!) Triumphal Arch.

An artist's illustration of Danger Yam's proposed monument to his own ego: a 250-foot-tall, white (with tacky gold trim and embellishments – including lions!) Triumphal Arch.

Yes, from a lamppost might be easier, but on the other hand, from here it 𝘸𝘰𝘢𝘭π˜₯ be a more impressive warning and deterrent for the future.

(Before being razed, of course.)

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"... And I didn't want to be the boyfriend of a stupid stinky poo-poo-head person like you, anyway!"

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"... And I didn't want to be the boyfriend of a stupid stinky poo-poo-head person like you, anyway!"

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It sorta reminds me of a time when a friend said they simply wanted "a good, Sunday afternoon, turn-off-my-brain movie"

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"Well, maybe it shouldn't have happened, but we're in it now, so by god, we need to step up and win it!"

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Too many people have little to no real media literacy. Unless someone points out the (what should be obvious) symbolism and metaphor, they view these shows/movies simply as "pew pew! boom boom! funny aliens! cool tech!"

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Before, I would have doubted it was possible, but I guess if you can bankrupt multiple casinos, you can also fuck up surrendering.

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pretty tired of everyone on earth being involuntary contestants on Celebrity Apprentice Deathmatch

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With Trump planning to bomb Iran's bridges and power plants, it seems that infrastructure week is finally here.

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Hope springs eternal

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It's my understanding that Spooky Stephen had Danger Yam call Krusti Gnome and get her to befriend the now-jobless Pammy Jo with an offer of drinks and a girls-only spa day at the gravel pit.

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Stupid is a Trojan horse for malice.

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Ezra Klein: I'm Ezra Klein, and today I'm joined by one of the foremost intellectual theorists of Trumpism. He is an associate editor at the Rancho Cucamonga Review of Ideas and a fellow at the Schlafly Institute of Punitive Economics.

[a baked potato in a top hat]: Thanks for having me, Ezra.

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A post from kar @bustitopen420

ICE in the airports today

With a picture taken in an antiques/knick-knack store of two small ceramic hogs with a sign that reads:

PIGS WITH NO SPECIFIC DUTIES

A post from kar @bustitopen420 ICE in the airports today With a picture taken in an antiques/knick-knack store of two small ceramic hogs with a sign that reads: PIGS WITH NO SPECIFIC DUTIES

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The only way that anyone can disagree with that is if they don't regard other groups of people as fully human.

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"Only I* can fix† it."

* along with various toadies, sycophants, and morally diseased evil people

† ruin

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"Non-white people must never be allowed to be truly full citizens, because if they cease to be oppressed, who knows what they'll do in retribution".

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There's a direct line of thinking between thinking that this is ok:

"Jews were the target of genocide, so they get a pass to do any horrendous thing to anyone else forever"

to:
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According to the press office, today the President will be speaking in four states: enraged, in denial, psychotic, and medicated.

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

No, no, no...
It's not island-vs-mainland, it's technique.

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You people are so silly. 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘣𝘰π˜₯𝘺 knows that "boots on the ground" is just an idiom. What it really means is "hand-to-hand combat with flintlocks and bayonets".

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β€œNo, guys... it's really simple.
We just need all 8+ billion people on the planet to stop having opinions, principles, morals, and free will, and simply do what he wants when he wants it, and then everything will be fine.”

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I'm pissed that so many of our elected officials think party allegiance is more important than constituent allegiance. That fidelity to the constitution is nothing compared to fidelity to the president. That political power is superior to moral clarity.

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Two countries that don't feel bound by any of the laws they expect from the rest of the world launched an illegal war of aggression six months after they cut back just a little on the genocide they were committing, and now the world economy is fucked

We should've stopped them at the genocide

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Of course.
Anything that he wants which is not instantly provided (with great ceremony and flattery) is inherently "unfair".

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The Oscars always make me feel two things simultaneously:

1) Movies are one of the greatest art forms we have
2) This is super, super silly

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When future historians, sociologists, and other academic types study the currently unfolding slow-mo inevitability of war escalation, do you think it'll be called World War 3 or something more descriptive like The Pedophile Wars?

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