realizing i’m far better equipped for right wing dog piling than dealing with an antishipping battle in my comments section

you may beg

Trump moves to make 'two genders' and anti-DEI policy official - BBC News The president has vowed to use his post to fight elements of what conservatives have decried as 'woke' culture.

so when they decide i no longer federally exist then… i won’t have to pay taxes anymore right?

#nonbinary #inauguration #FDT

ALL EYES ON CHICAGO!!
RESISTORS!! WE NEED YOUR HELP!!

The DJT Regime will begin Mass deportations and raid ice Patrols into Chicago beginning Tuesday.

WE RESIST!! WE FIGHT BACK!! Help my home town from being Ground Zero!!

#makeitgoviral
#savechicagomigrants

😒

#TikTok #Reels

“Well,” Lynch said, “imagine if you did find a book of riddles, and you could start unraveling them, but they were really complicated. Mysteries would become apparent and thrill you. We all find this book of riddles and it’s just what’s going on. And you can figure them out. The problem is, you figure them out inside yourself, and even if you told somebody, they wouldn’t believe you or understand it in the same way you do.”

from the Variety article, Lynch casually explaining every conversation I’ve had with my mom about my transness in a throwaway interview line

It’s always: Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne!

But never: Little kiss goodnight gently on your battle bro’s lips for the Little Kiss Goodnight Gently On Your Battle Bro’s Lips God!
🥺👉👈😔

#warhammer #40k

Watched Nosferatu with my FIL last night… lemme tell ya I really underestimated Robert Eggerss’ ability to fit so many climaxing sounds into one movie.

#Nosferatu #familymovienight

Phase in her ghilan’nain costume just standing there

This picture makes me look like ghilan’nain was just dropped off for her first day at school

#dragonage #datv

Anyone else up late wishing the Dark Lord had nursed them with fell meats until they grew beyond the measure of all other things that fly? 😔🥺😪

#lordoftherings

There once was a girl
Who lived in the forest
She whispered to her best forest friends:
“I’ve had a personal experience”

“Wow!” they exclaimed

A man she never met
Miles, miles away
Heard that “wow” and rose to his feet
Climbed hills
Crossed rivers
Fought dragons
Only to tell her:

“No, you didn’t”

Anyone else up late wishing the Dark Lord had nursed them with fell meats until they grew beyond the measure of all other things that fly? 😔🥺😪

#lordoftherings

Heartbreaking day for me. It turns out a different Sam Alito has been reading my Pornhub essays.

pick ME
choose ME
beat ME up

she could walk me like a dog on that flaming chain

person on phone in Star Wars city planet Coruscant with top text reading “POV: Padme’s only sensible friend” and bottoms text reading “hey padme”

🎶pick up the phone Padme … I know you’re home Padme🎶 by Naboo’s up and coming music duo Tra’vis Sc’ott & You’ng Thug

person on phone in Star Wars city planet Coruscant with top text reading “POV: Padme’s only sensible friend” and bottoms text reading “hey padme”

🎶pick up the phone Padme … I know you’re home Padme🎶 by Naboo’s up and coming music duo Tra’vis Sc’ott & You’ng Thug

So you’re telling me… they’re at a lake house?? Together??

(full skit on tiktok and ig)