train subway announcer blown out speaker snare drum xylophone

A sign that says “I’m old and creaky and coming apart”

Girl, same.

Comic. Planets and Bright Stars Identification Chart. [Bright glowing dots over black background with labels underneath: Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Mercury, Sirius, Procyon, Antares, Altair, Betelgeuse, Vega, Polaris]

Planets and Bright Stars

xkcd.com/3219/

the dragon! (the dragon!)

the dragon!

A custom sticker in the fashion of Smash Bros GAME! graphic that instead says Gay.

Stickers you can immediately hear.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is sitting next to Green, who has curled up into a tight ball, looking miserable. Green: Would you still love me if I never got better? Blue hesitates a moment before answering. Blue: What a silly thing to ask. Joining Green on the floor, Blue wraps himself around Green, who doesn't seem as sad anymore. Blue: I would love you even if you got worse.

the biggest motivation boost

happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote

*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*

visenyaism: Had to ban the phrase "tricky dick" from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they're just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they're all medieval peasants. gonna lose it. visenyaism: an image that shows the man pulling the date meme with the woman saying "Richard the Treacherous has attempted usurpation and must be stopped at all costs" with the calendar date showing it ripped from 1972 to reveal the actual date of June 1483.

A5 wagyu

i need to get back to posting my art at some point

i've been cooking

do the thing

Little pewter wizard about an inch tall looking at an older style computer with a blue gem in his hand

Had to share this absolutely incredible find from a flea market this last weekend, weird little pewter wizard at his computer pondering with his gem??? I’ve never bought something quicker!!! This is one of my all time
Favorite objects now

a furred dragon saying "A" with the mouth open very wide in a comical manner

I am a dragon of many words, such as:

#furryart #doodle

👀

Bill Fosters Facebook post to Bush’s Beans on July 23 saying he’s thinking about thos beans

Happy beans day to those who celebrate

when it’s my turn to say “a” at the “a”-saying contest

Text from the image: having a Minotaur boyfriend would be so funny like imagine crying on the couch and you hear his Thunders big body SUV built ass footsteps approach you baby what's wrong he says tenderly as he rubs your shoulder you look up to explain how bad your day was with tears in your eyes and you fucking see this. Image is an extreme close-up of a cow's nose looking up at the cow.

Inspired by this clip, hilarious what a difference the angle makes.

Dicking Around Storytime! Halloween a few years back my mates and I were dressed up for Halloween and my cat furry roommate (good guy, furries are entertaining folks) was wearing his partial suit out with us. We were in Boston proper and all of us were on a budget at the time, so the only option for a late night drink and dinner open to us was a place called Dick's Last Resort. If you've never been, the big draw at Dick's is that they're dicks to you. The staff are sarcastic, they throw your menus and straws and shit at you, and they make you hats that say mean stuff. *image of a white male wearing a crude paper hat that says nobody likes me* I don't get it either. So anyways, we've got - I'll call him Frank - the cat with us, and Frank's 100% ready to go fuck with Dicks, so we head on in. The waitress starts doing her bit, but the cat in the room has thrown off her game and she doesn't really know how to handle Frank in Full Cat mode. He points out the drink he wants without speaking, with a paw, on the menu and she asks for an ID and starts saying 'I swear to god your ID better have a big fuckkin' cat on it or-" *image of a NEW YORK State drivers license featuring an image of an orange tabby cat with a. Furry in the background with their arms up in excitement * She threw his licence back at us and walked away speechless. Didn't talk to us the rest of the evening. Anyways, I dug up this old photo today and thought it deserved to be preserved for posterity. So here you go, the day Frank broke Dicks.

This made me snort so now you have to see it

joining artfight this year for the first time ever

I work a lot, maybe too much, so I'll try to partake as much as I can

Do with this information as you please

Or don't, I'm not your boss

Panel one: a worried guy says "I hope none of my friends find out about this weird thing I'm into" Panel two: worried guy is surrounded by his relaxed friends. An arrow points to all but one of them saying "is also into that shit". A different arrow points to the last one, who has a chaotic gremlin kinda expression. Their label says "is into even weirder and more fucked up shit".

what having internet friends is like

artist's ocs

A white bunny is captured mid-jump on a wooden floor, casting a shadow.