obligatory bluesky "it's my birthday" post

hey i wish i could use this app but it's so boring

farting in spanish

hey

here goes nothing

hmm gay

I keep having wild dreams about my followers

hey

elon and jack are billionaires and cant even do half of what mark does on his apps which is sad

interface is just better, runs smoothly and isn't laggy despite it having over 10 million users already. cuckerberg just knows how to run social media apps better

threads is better than this, sorry

don't make me prove it

my tits are massive

not enough

congrats friend ! now how can i crack 100

how many likes can this angry dog get

the

since derek putin isn't on bluesky i'll be tweeting the

thankfully fred delicious name was stolen and he's not on here

all the favstar rejects are in here and it feels like 2012 twitter all over again

yes it's called cum and it's only for gay guys

corgi collie mix i saw today. what a funny looking dude

i didn’t realize that bugs served

happy star wars day to those who celebrate july the fourth be with you

friend

wow u look really gay

going to 7-11 if anyone needs anything

reskeet with a favorite picture of yourself

how are you spending your fourth of july? i am going to drink until i shit myself