In these uncertain times, we still respect Norms

Incredible. So happy for them. Thanks man.

Ah, the big apple

Why were they difficult? I thought he said that was all laughable, I love laughable conversations they’re the easiest kind

damn, no fun allowed at Wet Blanket Inc.

I mean when’s the last time you heard somebody call Muhammad Ali a draft dodger? Or even Bill Clinton?

come on just think how funny he’ll be in meetings

*cries about getting a flu shot*

there, there, brave warrior

I don’t think most people resent avoiding being drafted in a vacuum but when you combine it with “I like people who don’t get captured” and “losers and suckers” the bone spur thing is a nice shorthand GFY

You can clap and yell “we got sleepy joe and transgender” but all they’re hearing is “I have nothing to offer”

You really don’t need to have money to get dates or a relationship but wearing a neon sign around your neck that says “I absolutely cannot be trusted financially” is one of the few things that might make it tough!

I think a lot of these guys will need you to stress that they are hitting on the moms, not the players. I repeat, hitting on the moms ONLY.

Shower, listen, don’t be a piece of shit. There, I just saved millions of men hours of podcast listening.

come give nana a kiss-ass face

Not a Flyers fan, try that one on somebody else (ps the Flyers cup wins were pre-VHS)

Penguins kinda reminding me of the Phillies (derogatory)

Two sticks to the face at once, man that sucks

I can’t believe he hasn’t thrown Kevin Long under the bus yet

It’s not even worth saying Fuckin Nola when the whole team has been trash for two weeks

Hope this helps

photo should have a warning for “Raw Sex Appeal”

Nick Patrick would wear the pervert glasses

which one

The hot look this season

Where can Alex Jones send his résumé?

Scheduling a turn of the century Miami team to be your homecoming game is among the boldest things any program has ever done and only losing 45-17 should be written down as a win

Uath Mammoth

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