Yeah, we'd be no better off with either of those two characters. I still remember the "Martin Dubravka save a shot challenge" of 2024

What you're saying is we have had and continue to have some bang average goal keepers?

Tindall has just opened a load of bars for some reason so he's got something to fall back on at least

I know they were two separate posts, but if the boffins at PlayStation are keeping tabs on this you've just verified your age with "stonking" I might bandy that about on occasion, but no way the youth are saying that

He's said he wants a full week on the training ground & that's why the new lads have struggled (been shite) but the hand choppers want to be in Europe every season. Can't have both. He looks wrecked, he should walk & Canada Dave & Ross the Boss can show us how slick they are at getting someone else

"Ba da da da da I'm lovin' it"

Whoever have Arsenal next are going to have to be firmly on their game and not sacking off the season or thinking about where they'll be playing next season. Oh hang on

Tony Mortimer when Brian Harvey got two footed during the shooting of the "If You Ever" video

I bet Cherki had Hatem Ben Arfa posters on his wall

Freddie Woodman?!? He was crap for us 5 years ago. Eurgghhh

"He's paid for dinner, but I'm meeting my new lad after*

He should say he's off at the end of the season. That might get enough of a bounce out of the lads to stay up and give the hand choppers some time to plan for the next manager

Doesn't matter if it's the hand choppers, Americans or whoever else owns the clubs, they're all bastards

Prices going up? We had a price freeze for years but those days are gone and we have to pay more "to compete"

"WU NEED A BIGGER GROUND!"*

*We don't, as soon as the team isn't winning the floating attendees fall away. Just level that puddle outside the Gallowgate and remove any dead pigeons from the netting at the top of the stands and that'll do for now.

You know what they say about the swiss?

I'm loyal to my barber but I've seen that place and always enjoy the simplicity of the name/sign, good to hear they've nailed the hair cutting aspect of the game too

Honestly man, I remember the time I looked it up to try and add it to every playlist I know having had it as an earworm since I was a small child to find it isn't a real song and it blew my mind.

Obviously it would be best if he remembered how to be good at football for NUFC, but if not I could see him firing Spurs to the division 2 title next season

"We never know what the public will bring us and today's episode is no exception. We have a range of treasures to explore including fine porcelain, Victorian toys and a homemade 2019 Rafa Benitez calendar, but does it contain genuine quotes? We'll find out"

Ha dear me, I should have been quicker to do those on some website and sold them rather than messing on with glue

Bruno in World Cup warm up mode rather than putting himself out to get back and feature in what are let's be honest, nothing games for us? We're staying up and European places seem like a pipe dream

Another class episode. Featuring a D Train track that starts off sounding like the song Ray & Winston put on in The Ghostbusters car after they've been talking about Judgment Day. The best song never made. That is high praise

It's not workING

Will whoever has the KO for the second half kick it straight out for a throw in, or even a goal kick? That's what we're dealing with now, like a different game to what these are playing. Peak Pulis would blush

McManaman is playing up on the co commentary more than usual on this Bayern v Real Madrid match. Probably feeling his position is under threat.

"Steve, a second scouser is going to be in the commentary box"

If they're ready to part with loads of Euros for someone who is a master of that who are we to argue?

"Auf Wiedersehen, La!"

Canada Dave might know how to put ticket prices up and spout on, but can him and this week's sporting director sort a new manager?