You know this isn't happening.

Whole thing is run by dinosaurs who land there after failed careers in professional hockey development/administration.

Brady cheating for breakaways all period while up 5. What a tool

All time bad jersey matchup in this Slovakia vs USA game.

Gonna throw up

Sam Bennett unable to operate as a hockey player when Daly isn't angrily emailing the referees every game.

Staple Bennett to the bench for the rest of the tournament.

God i hate Sam Bennett.

Jack Hughes looking like that kid at the skating birthday party who plays A and needs to show off and all the other kids are just worried he's going to skate into them and get out of his way

In the moment, small scope, I'm pumped about Mo's performance in this opener and how he looked in preseason.

...but I'm trying really hard to ignore the itch at the back of my brain saying, "So he could've looked this good the last 5 years if he had been training properly in the off-season?"

It's weird how nobody talks about the penant anymore, right?

Ump left the oven on lol

Just give Seranthony the ball in the 9th. Hoffman's cooked. It's not time to try and get his confidence back before the postseason.

Anyone have a good link for the Jays game that doesn't involve me giving money to sweatshop runners?

When the programming class at the catholic high school assigns it as a problem, it's Monty python at Holy Grail

Oh

Just saw the score. What group of plugs did the Habs dress? Lol

The Associated Press Video: Charlie Kirk's widow says she forgives his shooter. "It's what Charlie would do"

You might roll your eyes at this, but the shooter wasn't black, trans, or an immigrant, so she's 100% right.

The Jays

All this is telling me is if you'd left as soon as you heard them you would've known exactly which tires to slash

You honestly don't have to show me what Twitter's saying. That's why I'm here and not there.

Dude's posting on his bluesky about the guy who tried to steal is leather jacket today that he outsmarted by not letting him wear it so he could run away with it.

lol

I realised that almost as soon as I posted it. Probably see it as a bastion of personal freedom.

I know this one billionth on the list of reasons this news matters, but...

No NHL UFA with kids is going to Edmonton or Calgary if they have even a lick of sense.

Team was worse with him on the ice. Didn't protect the players. Barely even fought for show after the first 2-3 games. Basically just operated as a media quote machine and has spent the last year whining, and it's still going on the way out. Somehow went even worse than I thought it would on Day 1

12 - The Rube The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds · Episode

If you've never dug into Rube Waddell you are in for a treat: open.spotify.com/episode/2NJO...

Finally figured it out: He only shits his pants against Atlantic teams

Good Behaviour subs fuckin slap.

Ah, well, nevertheless

"I'm okay with this game 7 non-calls," says Bieksa as clips roll where 5 or 6 Panthers don't get called and only 1 Leaf.