What if I want you to answer me in 3 trillions years?

Tumblr user thereisselfpreservation "I'm seeing warnings about scammers trying to commission artists but the "reference sheet" for their character they want commissioned isn't an image but a .vbs file ("visual basic script"), and will run a script when you open it, probably to yoink your account(s), but I haven't seen this from anyone who's actually clicked it yet. Just be careful and never open a file like that, 'cause people suck." Reply from the same user: "For reference (heh)" Screenshots of messages. Sender: "Okay, I've sent it now." There's a file attachment called "Shork_YCH_MyReference_v1.vbs". The vbs extension is circled. Sender: "If everything is in order, I can send the overpayment." Sender, in reply to the file attachment (again with the vbs extension circled): "How much would the full piece cost?" thereisselfpreservation: "At a glance, the file name checks out. But!! do not open a .vbs file!!!

You should know that the infamous I Love You virus uses the same trick - Always make sure to turn on 'show file extensions' in your windows/browser settings.

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ohhh we've got some stone-cold stunners, folks
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Women are just...sooo...fucking pretty...

Why… why was there an invite from my shXt account to a space where a person, who I wasn’t following, making a case that they weren’t a p*do after being exposed??

Why the fuck would Crust Man think I want to listen to this???

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Both StrongMoist and SandyMoo on RareWKR’s TL being lowkey wet for their favorite things

I love this app

K'eeg @armormodechang - 6h The Emperor's New Groove august @regularaugust • Feb 14 Movies that can be considered "Metroidvanias" t7 536 2.9K 1ll 71K L K'eeg @armormodechang - 6h Kuzco loses his abilities near the beginning of the movie, he and Pacha learn various skills to traverse different obstacles. there's a sequence where they backtrack through an area they ve been through and cross it more efficiently @ 3 セ145 604 thi 5.1K Keeg @armormodechang the end is reached in under two hours; the final sequence shows the protagonist in less clothing than usual

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Belong forever. Check out my sign in downtown Los Angeles at 260 S Figueroa St! (Bus stop)🦩🌴

I’ll be at Deviantart Launchpad meetup tonight! So happy to see everyone!

I've been reminding myself of this so much recently.

After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

Skibidi sigma

we need to talk

I somehow imagine you’re taking up most of the lot

3-frame top-to-bottom comic by Serulean referencing a post by nathanwpyle drawn in the style of Chowder from Cartoon Network. Frame 1: Chowder holding a bowl of soup and saying "waiter this soup is cold" to someone off-frame. Frame 2: Gazpacho (a mammoth character from the show) responds by saying "it's Gazpacho" Frame 3: Shameless copy of the linework from frame 1, now with the text "Gazpacho this soup is cold"

cold soup🍲❔ #chowder

On the moon?

@theycallhimcake.bsky.social mentioned??

🚨BREAKING: Puerto Rico has been part of the United States since 1898, and people still act confused that Puerto Ricans are American.

States that joined after Puerto Rico:
• Oklahoma — 1907
• New Mexico — 1912
• Arizona — 1912
• Alaska — 1959
• Hawaii — 1959

Yet somehow this is still news to folks.

And thus was forged a testament to finely crafted goddesses

Art by @averysoftpear.bsky.social

bucolic photograph of Half Dome in Yosemite with deer grazing in the foreground captioned shoutout to anyone trying to have a nice day despite knowing Facts and Information

o7

The whole treasury

She is a canvas

15 ceramic worry stones painted with lascaux horses

more lascaux honse worry stones, just in time for the year of the horse (honse)

reopening shop on jan 24, 2pm CT #ceramics

We aspire to be like Himmel and appreciate all sizes and curves 😌

DRAFT HORSES

A version of the Bugs Bunny "I wish all" meme that reads: I wish all everyone with really loud vehicles a very I hope you constantly blow your transmission

Bringing this one back

a price sheet for my commissions ^^

howdy gang!! retweets appreciated B)

Nazi lives don’t matter