I used to have a flat belly, and people would beg me to show it to them like I was a freakshow.
But now I'm just normal and don't have to perform for strangers, which is a relief. I like having lumps and bumps.
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A truly beautiful part of the world. Your pics are almost identical to mine - and I love his studio (although it used to be a garage, not a boatshed, too far off the sea for that).
Lucky you!
She's the same height as Kylie Minogue: 152cm. I'm not much taller myself and there are many of us who are similar. I'm guessing you're much taller!
I think of her as petite: she's not so much short, as to scale.
There is only one person who can get Bluesky working again.
I read it as he's treating her badly so she'll leave, and if she doesn't, he's going to escalate to more violence.
or:
"you're so beautiful you don't need all the make up, so don't wear it".
*goes bare-faced*
"yegods you look sick! Are you alright? You really shouldn't leave the house looking like that".
Yep. This is why I always paid for my own meal, drinks etc.
If they insist, don't make a scene just agree that you'll pick up the tab next time. It neutralises the situation (and later you decide whether you want there to be a 'next time').
A movie couple who would definitely have a podcast.
Wore my best 1950s dress to dinner and half way through, notice he’s crying. ‘What’s wrong?’ I asked.
His grandmother had just died and my dress reminded him of her. Pity, he was nice.
Quote with a character that starts with S.
Is that....Beelzebub and the four horsemen?
DJT has no sense of irony.
It is very curious: you’d think she has her pick of the blokes.
Who you choose says a lot about you.
Same here. He reminds me of that cute boy in high school that everyone has a crush on but I don’t see the appeal.
I’m sorry to say this, but the next Democratic US president will probably be a straight, white man. Probably middle-aged or older.
So good toasted!
I believe you too. A lovely idea.
Ooh, I do like a nice panettone. Bless the Italians, they've given us so many tasty, tasty treats.
I used to live with a body builder: they really do love to show off their bodies.
There’s a company of that name in Pakistan? And no Chapter 11 here.
AI hallucinating again.
Do they imagine we're just some kind of animal - et voila! - baby just pops out while we're doing our nails or something?
I'm pronouncing it cable from now on. Every cabal could benefit from high quality knitwear.
I also hope they turn out for the mid-terms. The world needs them!
Europeans have form: they’ve seen what fascism does and they’re not going there again. It makes them uppity.
Americans, it seems, are more complacent. Don’t seem to understand their power. No one’s coming to save them, they need to fight it! Every day.