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Cinematic Doom Jazz | Night Clerk Radio: Haunted Music Reviews In this episode, we’re checking out a 2025 article covering “Cinematic Doom Jazz.” This curation effort from Philippe Blache for Igloo Magazine highlights and categorizes dozens of doom and dark jazz ...

What is Cinematic Doom Jazz? We look at this subgenre influenced by film noir, David Lynch, and trip hop in the latest episode of @nightclerkradio.bsky.social www.nightclerkradio.com/episodes/cin... and on Youtube at www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MIM...

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everyone thinks they know the hero's journey but everyone forgets step 7: traumatic brain injury

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With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

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Listen to Lou Zocchi's seminar on rolling winning dice numbers at Gen Con 2016 slangdesign.com/rppr/2016/09...

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Rifts: Heroes of the Megaverse - RPPR After Hours | Ross Payton Get more from Ross Payton on Patreon

I'm beating @rosspayton.bsky.social to the punch: on RPPR After Hours for his Patreon, we covered Heroes of the Megaverse, where we discuss Palladium's Crisis of Treachery, strange superpowers, and the rules for summoning K. Siembieda's loved ones into your campaign (no, really)...

#ttrpg #rifts

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People got don't-put-it-in-the-newspaper mad that Shadowrun 4E added wireless hacking to everything. "It's so stupid, why would they network everything? Why would they make cyberware with hacking vulnerabilities?" And yet, every single year that's gone by has justified that decision more and more

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a girl wearing headphones with a face on them ALT: a girl wearing headphones with a face on them

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good for them

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Norm.
Norm. YouTube video by Aron Fromm

An animation about Norm Macdonald I think you guys would enjoy. youtu.be/nMOY_ydCfwE

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jigsaw: hello. i want to play a game

victim: rmrmgnh

jigsaw: there is a bone saw next to you, blah blah, yadda yadda, you know the drill

victim: gmgnhgh

jigsaw: OR! you can agree to play the campaign for north africa with me

victim:

jigsaw: this is the only way i can get players it sucks

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nah it's because im so humble - like I'm so incredibly humble you can't imagine how humble I am

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Being a #ttrpg writer means that writing thousands of words about weirdos doing horrible things and haunted places is easy, but writing like one page to promote your own work is like pulling teeth

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You can now listen to me and @jeffstormer.gobirds.online playing Insatiable Cravings by @strautmaskreplica.bsky.social for @partyofonepodcast.bsky.social!

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Dungeons and Dragons 5E: Ptolus – The Night of Dissolution – Episode 8 The heroes battle monstrous undead and oozes as their continue their search for the missing! They stumble upon dragon wyrmlings and must decide what to do with them, a political decision with grave ramifications. RPPR Patreon Discount: Use discount code OCCULT to get 50% off your first month of the RPPR Patreon! Ross as Thelonious , kobold sorcerer, clockwork soul…

Dungeons and Dragons 5E: Ptolus – The Night of Dissolution – Episode 8

The heroes battle monstrous undead and oozes as their continue their search for the missing! They stumble upon dragon wyrmlings and must decide what to do with them, a political decision with grave ramifications. RPPR Patreon…

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ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

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your students are pretty great

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I already backed this project lol

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Steamed Hams full transcript

Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions.
Ah.
Superintendent Chalmers.
Welcome.
- I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
- Yeah.
Oh, egads! My roast is ruined.
But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill.
Isometric exercise.
Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh.
That isn't smoke.
It's steam.
Steam from the steamed clams we're having.
Mmm.
Steamed clams.
Whew.
Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.
I thought we were having steamed clams.
D'oh, no.
I said steamed hams.
That's what I call hamburgers.
You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes.
It's a regional dialect.
- Uh-huh.
Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York.
Really.
Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams.
" Oh, not in Utica.
No.
It's an Albany expression.
I see.
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Oh, no.
Patented Skinner burgers.
Old family recipe.
- For steamed hams.
- Yes.
Yes.
And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second.
- Of course.
Well, that was wonderful.
A good time was had by all.
I'm pooped.
Yes.
I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis.
- Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes.
- May I see it? No.
Seymour.
! The house is on fire.
! No, Mother.
It's just the northern lights.
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

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If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.

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Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

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it's a very fun game and I'm happy to see it succeed!

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me when someone cites the deep magic to me even though I was there when it was written: holy shit, for real? I don't remember that part at all

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test day

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(slams drink on table) Let me tell you rat bastards about the overuse of the future conditional verb tense in TTRPG rulebooks

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My condolences for your loss.

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