What is Cinematic Doom Jazz? We look at this subgenre influenced by film noir, David Lynch, and trip hop in the latest episode of @nightclerkradio.bsky.social www.nightclerkradio.com/episodes/cin... and on Youtube at www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MIM...
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everyone thinks they know the hero's journey but everyone forgets step 7: traumatic brain injury
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I'm beating @rosspayton.bsky.social to the punch: on RPPR After Hours for his Patreon, we covered Heroes of the Megaverse, where we discuss Palladium's Crisis of Treachery, strange superpowers, and the rules for summoning K. Siembieda's loved ones into your campaign (no, really)...
#ttrpg #rifts
People got don't-put-it-in-the-newspaper mad that Shadowrun 4E added wireless hacking to everything. "It's so stupid, why would they network everything? Why would they make cyberware with hacking vulnerabilities?" And yet, every single year that's gone by has justified that decision more and more
good for them
An animation about Norm Macdonald I think you guys would enjoy. youtu.be/nMOY_ydCfwE
jigsaw: hello. i want to play a game
victim: rmrmgnh
jigsaw: there is a bone saw next to you, blah blah, yadda yadda, you know the drill
victim: gmgnhgh
jigsaw: OR! you can agree to play the campaign for north africa with me
victim:
jigsaw: this is the only way i can get players it sucks
nah it's because im so humble - like I'm so incredibly humble you can't imagine how humble I am
Being a #ttrpg writer means that writing thousands of words about weirdos doing horrible things and haunted places is easy, but writing like one page to promote your own work is like pulling teeth
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Dungeons and Dragons 5E: Ptolus – The Night of Dissolution – Episode 8
The heroes battle monstrous undead and oozes as their continue their search for the missing! They stumble upon dragon wyrmlings and must decide what to do with them, a political decision with grave ramifications. RPPR Patreon…
Moon Ghost
blood pressure: yes
ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.
your students are pretty great
I already backed this project lol
Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.
Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.
Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006
Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉
it's a very fun game and I'm happy to see it succeed!
me when someone cites the deep magic to me even though I was there when it was written: holy shit, for real? I don't remember that part at all
Art
test day
(slams drink on table) Let me tell you rat bastards about the overuse of the future conditional verb tense in TTRPG rulebooks
My condolences for your loss.