My new goal is to wear this in all those places.

I in fact was not wearing this. I bought it last summer and have literally only worn the one time. I can’t speak for Brian though he’s had that yellow shirt awhile.

I like it. Is it my favorite show? No. Is it silly but yet making profound points about life. Yes.

I’ve gone on 2 week vacations with only a carry-on. You know most hotels have laundry service of some kind.

Yes and I don’t see what wrong with those bikes. You get the exercise without a bike seat ramming into your crotch.

Yoga instructor: Listen to your body. If something hurts, stop and adjust.

CrossFit instructor: I KNOW IT HURTS. KEEP GOING. PUSH THROUGH THE PAIN!!!

He and his wife are trying to adopt a baby. Very good people.

Do any of you sports people want to buy this or know someone who wants to buy this? Its worth… like… a lot and my friend needs some cash flow.

Like a certified car it’s not new but looks pretty new.

But what did they say about gummies?

Good morning!
☕️☔️🌺🎵☮️💗

It is but it’s still Sunday. Ya know… the Lord’s day!

It is for us.

HOWLING

We don’t have enough words with double ii.

He played 3 games and lost 2 out of the 3

Gonna have to pause your life!

Would you eat this if you had an hour drive home? Asking for my friend @pseudonic.bsky.social

Shower your birthday offerings of flashy thighs, flashy nails, flashy food & all the sports bet winnings upon birthday boss @ntmellie.bsky.social . 🩳 💅🏼 💸🏈⚾️🏀

The girls wanted chicken sandwich stuff from the store to make lunch for the office today. I had time so they handed me this list. Guess what I forgot to get.

Ive never met a chip I didn’t like

I mean, it’s basically cleaning under the fridge.

Good luck everybody!! May the odds be ever in your favor.

I wish this quote wasn’t still so relevant

I’m out here making money like it’s my full time job.

Translation: inflation is so high common folk can’t eat out so let’s spin ‘eating at home’ as a good thing that we planned and endorsed.