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I think of this fella now every time there's a Brighton game LOL

I'm good with parades filled with tourists where we're all celebrating real trophies won, thanks. You can keep your Bus Welcome Trophy next to your cuckoo clocks in your cabinet. 😂

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

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In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

So good right? We always keep the shells as souvenirs. They are very handy for holding small things and look so pretty too.

One look at the opening sentence about eating oysters on polystyrene trays and I knew it HAD to Oban Seafood Hut. They’re my culinary treat on our holidays to the west coast of Scotland.

Try them if you’re ever there, you won’t regret it. Tip: watch out for the thieving seagulls.

Ahahaha!

Absolutely brilliant pass from Gakkers there. #LFC

Good morning Bluesky.

Say hello to our resident Orca, in front of the Seattle waterfront during a gorgeous PNW sunset. He was traveling with his family and T034s, T037/T037Bs. Those little ones in the pods are always the most playful ones. We love our whales. This photo should be a poster!

Wow

I’m… er… happy for you… sort of…? 🤷‍♀️😖

😁😁😁

“In order for me to write poetry that isn’t political,

I must listen to the birds.

And in order to hear the birds,

the warplanes must be silent”

- Marwan Makhoul

An NYT headline reading: Homeland Security Expands Deportation Fleet With High-End Jets

My headline from April 15 reading: Water is wet, and DHS's 'deportation fleet' boondoggle expands under Markwayne

The hed and dek of my story from February reading: ICE FLIGHTS Noem's luxury 'deportation' jet is the tip of the ICE-berg Kristi Noem's DHS has acquired at least nine new aircraft in recent weeks, with another one on the way. Half are luxury jets. Gillian Brockell 26 Feb 2026 - 9 min read

Hey @nytimes.com, I already reported this earlier this week.

And the G650s you mention? I reported on those in FEBRUARY.

You credit NBC News and WSJ for first reporting parts of your story. Please credit me, too.

Today is National Exercise Day so here’s a list of my ten favourite exercises…

1. Jogging my memory
2. Skipping a workout
3. Surfing the net
4. Jumping to conclusions
5. Skating on thin ice
6. Pushing my luck
7. Running my mouth
8. Kicking up a fuss
9. Catching forty winks
10. Throwing in the towel

My favorite scene from the Bible

Pictorial textile artwork featuring a landscape with hills under a starry night sky

'Starry Starry night' hand embroidered artwork by Vicki Foster, contemporary textile artist #WomensArt

His posts are always so interesting and informative.

Photograph of a crescent Earth, lit from the top of the image, setting beyond the horizon of the Moon, taken as the Artemis II crew was flying toward the far side of the Moon.

#PPOD: The Artemis II crew captured this view of Earth setting on April 6, 2026. As the astronauts flew over the Moon’s far side, the crew photographed and described terrain features, including impact craters, ancient lava flows, and surface cracks and ridges formed as the Moon slowly evolved. 🧪 🔭

Thanks for nothing, Aberdeenshire West. 🤦‍♀️

Today, I'll be mostly, being Mediaeval. potted-history.co.uk

It's the classic Mel Gibson and Jesus meme where Mel is on set in normal clothes casually chatting to a very bloody Jesus (for those of you who don't know it).

Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004

Princess Leia buns! Yums!

Genuinely depressing to me that your partner has to Doordash to raise money for your cancer treatment when you get old. What happens if you don't have a partner? Are we just working to pay a landlord and save up for a medical emergency when we're elderly?

W O W 😱😱😱

#astronomy #seestar #science 🧪🔭

Wow. 🫡

EasyJet passengers describe new EU border controls 'nightmare' Airlines warn of further disruption due to the introduction of a new EU digital border control system.

EasyJet passengers describe new EU border controls 'nightmare'

a man in an orange shirt is standing with his hands on his hips and the words " who 's awesome " above him Alt: Colin Mochrie of Whose Line Is It Anyway comedy show is standing with his hands on his hips facing the reader straight on. The words Who’s Awesome? are printed above him. Then he pivots to his left still grinning and points to the reader. Colin is wearing an orange shirt with lighter orange cloud-like shapes on it. He is on the set of Whose Line.

Thank YOU and all your fellow Hungarians who worked so hard for this moment.

Great thread.