She literally has fake tits.

The right wing brain rot is very real.

As an infantry officer in Afghanistan - did I always agree with the ROE’s we were forced to fight under?

Nope.

But I followed them - because that’s what Americans fucking do.

22 years distilled down into one 24” x 12” box.

*MSM my former boss put me in for literally the day after this was ordered not shown.

Two weeks ago* I officially retired from the US Army after 22 years of mostly honorable service.

Today I picked up my little retirement gift to myself.

*I’ve been slowly separating since my heart attack last year, the Army just moves very slow.

Absolutely not.

Also - “documentary’s”

Poor guy had to deal with Ramadi 05-06 AND be married to her?

I hope he has a great mental health professional on his side.

Sometimes when people eventually self-select, it’s not actually a bad thing.

Does she not realize that the federal shutdown and the complete ineptitude/maliciousness is EXACTLY why they were protesting DOGE/Trump/etc?

How the fuck is she consistently of the dumbest fucking opinion on any given subject?

Yikes

Wait who are we talking about here?

When do I stop being so sad all the time.

I miss my boy.

I’m just so fucking sad, man.

Goodbye, buddy.

I’ll love you forever.

Sammy has been struggling for a bit. It’s time. He’s tired.

I don’t want him to even have a day where his suffering outweighs the love we have for him, and I’m worried we’re quickly approaching that point.

I’m losing my best friend.

Making the phone call to schedule my 14 year old dogs euthanasia today for later this week - if you're wondering how I'm doing.

How you feeling after two games in?

Kids are looking good.

Everyone is talking about the new Taylor Swift but no one is talking about the new Ole 60.

Listen to the new Ole 60.

Turns out - I haven’t been making fun of this dork ENOUGH, which is hard to imagine.

IS THAT REALLY HIM??

Wait you get wifed up?

Vibe check.

I understand - but Fraser Minten looks like a future fan favorite, and based on Marchy’s comments today he wasn’t staying here regardless.

Focus on the kids.

I mean.

I’m excited to see the development and progress of the kids. I know this season isn’t going to be a good one in terms of the standings, but hopefully we see the youth/kids step up.

Do fun things.

Who was the guy making a big deal out of it? That guy needs to be given a massive wedgie for being a fucking nerd.

*career National Guard, never went to Ranger School, infantry officer.