Once in a century political opportunity here, if only there were a party to claim it

Mona Lisa, You’ve Been Framed! (WIP) - Camden Fringe Mona Lisa has escaped from The Louvre! She's armed with a selfie stick and has just learned about feminism, colonialism, breaking news notifications - so, understandably, she's incandescent with rage....

Mona Lisa-ing @camdenfringe.bsky.social in mid-August, come and see me!
camdenfringe.com/events/mona-...

Mona Lisa is BACK

why would i, a 38 year old, ever care that a 24 year old thinks i am uncool?

i am uncool. being uncool and not caring is the best part of getting older.

being cool was mostly uncomfortable and expensive. being uncool is chill as hell.

FYI not saying Liz truss is better

RIP #PopeFrancis you deserved better

this is my news source

this is how i found out, thank you

Bob Mortimer on WILTY

‘I once imposed tariffs on an island only populated by penguins’

Spirit Halloween costume of a white man in jeans and a beige t shirt and the label says: CONSERVATIVE GUY SCARED OF CITIES SAW THAT THING ON THE NEWS TOO MANY OF "THOSE" PEOPLE THERE CAN'T PARK FORD SUPER DUTY NOT SCARED, BRO

Gonna be a real popular seller this year!

I didn’t really understand this, let alone how to enforce it when i was a photographer, I’m pretty sure the comedy industry owes me at least £100k in late fees in total

In terms of *absolute* poverty after housing costs, the DWP assesses that its measures will push 150,000 adults (all working age) and 50,000 children into absolute poverty by 2029/30

This performance is nothing to do with Shrek - 5 unrelated poems (including 1 Gingerbread Man rap) YouTube video by Guy Kelly

If you haven't seen it, last week I wrote and performed five poems that were entirely unrelated to each other. One of the poems is a rap where I say the words "I'm a sexual confection with a flesh and blood erection" and that's not even the most unsettling bit of it.

youtu.be/qFB60vNBdYA?...

Mona Lisa on the run with a selfie stick at ACMS - March 2025 YouTube video by Suchandrika

if you're bored you can have a look inside my mind here, revealed @theacms.bsky.social earlier this month:
youtu.be/zB2oGPfheBI?...

ChatGPT firm reveals AI model that is ‘good at creative writing’ As tech firms battle creative industries over copyright, OpenAI chief Sam Altman says he was ‘really struck’ by product’s output

It’s still not gonna shag you mate. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Thom grinning onstage, in front of The Phoenix neon sign

James onstage, in Ben's coat, talking to a coatless Ben

Suchandrika as the Mona Lisa, with a selfie stick

Guy, greened up, as a pensive poet Shrek

Much excellence at Monday's #ACMS, hat-tip to:
🏘️ @turlygod.bsky.social, currently being emailed by 19 different estate agents about e.g. a 9-bed new build (WHY?)
🛋️ memory tour guide Ben Target, and ever-willing audient James
🎨 @suchandrika.bsky.social's Mona Lisa
📖 @brainmage.bsky.social's Shrek

The Alternative Comedy Memorial Society (ACMS) The Phoenix, Cavendish Sq, by Oxford Circus Monday 10th March 2025, 7:30pm-10:40ish with Thom Tuck hosting a glorious cavalcade of excellent guests: Adam Larter, Ben Target, Caroline Barton & Alexander Richmond, Charlie Vero-Martin, Dan Cook, Emma Davies, Guy Kelly, Joe Mayo, Mikey Bligh-Smith, Suchandrika Chakrabarti, Tom Whiston £8/£10 from wegottickets.com £10 at the gig, doors open 7pm noblefailure.org

#ACMS
📆TONIGHT
🏰The Phoenix pub
🎟️£8+ from wegottickets.com/event/650104/ till 5pm, then £10 on the door from 7pm
😻hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with eg
@brainmage.bsky.social, @extralegs.bsky.social, @suchandrika.bsky.social AND MORE
🌈free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, DM us your names

Donate to Jain's Fringe Fund, organized by Jain Edwards TLDR Hello. My name is Jain Edwards and I am raising money to go to the Fringe this year. I am ta… Jain Edwards needs your support for Jain's Fringe Fund

If Jain doesn't get to Edinburgh this year, we tear that festival to the ground. Deal? Deal.

gofund.me/260281a1

Ohh yes

screenshot that reads Elon Musk almost needed SFPD wellness check after ‘breakdown,’ getting booed at Dave Chappelle show ‘He got to a point where he locked himself in his office, was so upset’ that Twitter employees feared he would hurt himself, the author of a new book says about the billionaire

Think we’ve forgotten about the time that Elon was booed so badly by fans of Dave Chapelle (of all people) that he locked himself in his office and Twitter employees considered calling the cops to do a wellness check.

What I’m saying is we can go harder.

The job hunt is going just great, thanks

Not now Germany

The Alternative Comedy Memorial Society (ACMS) The Phoenix, Cavendish Sq, by Oxford Circus Monday 10th March 2025, 7:30pm-10:40ish with Thom Tuck hosting a glorious cavalcade of excellent guests: Adam Larter, Ben Target, Caroline Barton & Alexander Richmond, Charlie Vero-Martin, Dan Cook, Emma Davies, Guy Kelly, Joe Mayo, Mikey Bligh-Smith, Suchandrika Chakrabarti, Tom Whiston £8/£10 from wegottickets.com £10 at the gig, doors open 7pm noblefailure.org

#ACMS
📆Monday 10th March
🏰The Phoenix pub
🎟️£8+ from wegottickets.com/event/650104/
😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with eg @adamlarter.bsky.social, @charlievmartin.bsky.social, @brainmage.bsky.social, @tomwhistom.bsky.social AND MORE
🌈free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, DM us your names

uh oh i think i left my retainer at the orgy

I don’t need to go to the gym actually I just cut up 4-6 large sweet potatoes once a week

jesus this is an Alexander Dumas novel

Just so we're clear was it not a crisis when it was the other way around?

Jesus Christ: I died for your sins

JD Vance: Just say thank you