Don’t skip! Post you in another country

Wait this has been going on for that long? That sounds miserable, sorry to hear!

I MISS THIS, my gift wrapping skills suuuuuuck 😭

You’re too kind 🙈

Definitely cute AF 😍

Morning folks! It is National Spandex Day today! Let's see that slinky side 🥰

Poster in a blue Lycra dance suit with stripes over the legs and running into the crotch

I’ve just shedded my sweaty running Lycra so have one from the archives

The smile here is so delightful!

Sorry to hear, it’s a horrible feeling isn’t it. Sending you big hugs 🫂

If you see this, post a picture of you. In glasses (featuring dog)

If you see this, post a picture of you. In glasses (featuring dog)

Nothing awful happens in ted lasso 😘

Ok, that is adorable!

Oh I’m sorry handsome, giving you big virtual hugs (and punches, if that’s the kind of thing that helps?)

Stoked. Obviously. Too excited apparently

So stocked tonight. Some positive news

Yes indeed, does make me think I need to look at a new douche nozzle…

Wait - what’s the problem with chrome plated insertables?

That sounds like a BS excuse but I’m so happy for you it got sorted because that’s a level of stress no one needs!

What’s not to love 😍

A WHOLE CIVILIZATION WILL DIE TONIGHT My son needs lunch, and I have to put his backpack together, but a whole civilization will die tonight, so I'm wondering if they've closed their schools. Like, a snow day, maybe, except instead of snow it's "keep your children home so if you die, you die together" — instead of "well open back up once the plows have cleared" it's "we don't know if we'll be here tomorrow, hold your babies tight." It's just "talk" I'm told, which I've been told before. "It's how the president makes his deals." But I've never heard anyone talk about other human beings this way, and I'm not certain I can look my son in the eyes if we all agree to stomach it one more time. A civilization will die tonight, but as I zip up his backpack and kiss him off to school I think: if this is what we call leadership then I'm not entirely sure ours isn't already dead. @michaelfdubois Mukad A QuBoy @michacifdubois

Brutal.

This is such a mood.

I hope you enjoy Newcastle!

Thanks, aren’t they just!

Poster in floral briefs, shown from the front

Poster in floral briefs, shown from the rear

Florals? In spring?

Oooh looking good 😍

Poster in floral briefs, shown from the front

Poster in floral briefs, shown from the rear

Florals? In spring?

Oh that’s totally fair. It was my big annoyance after moving from the Netherlands where I could get around I suddenly became dependent on others. That wasn’t very fun…

I lived in Houston for a while. It wasn’t a bad place to grow up.

Swindon, however…

Houston isn’t that bad! 😂 it isn’t Dallas…