There’s a reform candidate in Cornwall who did time after being caught with 300 ecstasy tablets. Veras for all.

a man in a suit and tie is covering his eyes with his hand . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is covering his eyes with his hand .

Anyway spare a thought for Sebastian f cking Gorka

Let’s hope he lives up to billing. Better than Orban isn’t a high bar.

#TrumpSurrender

Yes we destroyed the world order, smashed oil and food supply chains, kicked off countless downstream conflicts and then threw our hands up in bewilderment. BUT DID ANY OF YOU SAY THANK YOU?

Two copies of Razzle and an edition of the Art of the Deal the minute one turns up in a charity shop somewhere

Oh f ck off autocorrect

I couldn’t stand there for too long because the noise from the testing suite at the bagpipe factory was sending me up the wall. Can’t believe they can survive with such a rate of manufacturing issues.

Alt text: Scotland’s biggest haggis smokery. Against the backdrop
of a clear blue Glasgow sky’s the factory’s main chimney billowed smoke from the day’s catch.

Reasonable afternoon in Glasgow

Jesus on early turns at Stratford this morning.

Chulilla, Valencian Community

Valencia skyline during Fallas

La Crema, Valencia

The pub, Madrid

Busy few days

💚

Good evening Valencia

Not a great season of sport for those of us who support Tottenham Hotspur and the Ukraine Paralympic squad.

Inevitable

On Romero … he is on 9 yellow cards and when he comes back he has to avoid a yellow for four games (29, 30, 31, 32) to not be suspended a further two …

Evening Heston

I tell you who’s on fucking thin ice and it’s not the curling team

#COYS

Win lose or draw
Kebab and coleslaw

Fixed mine by planting lambs lettuce around it, it was the monstera mâche 🧟‍♂️

Richard E Grant?

The “silent majority” complex

@jonnorris12.bsky.social lend us a tenner (as per recent tweet)