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White evangelicals used to intuitively understand this and so did not mobilize themselves as a political bloc. Jerry Falwell and his ilk did more to make these people unhappy than a thousand Roe v. Wades ever could.

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I will really miss the electoral college once I have had to live through my first election cycle with total saturation of political ads but this is a sacrifice I’m willing to make for the good of the country. Please clap.

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The United States if Presidential candidates had to compete for marginal votes in California instead of Ohio

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New right wing thing is describing crimes as generically as possible to pretend like they're not crimes. Someone gets convicted of conspiracy and they start yelling "Wow so it's illegal to make plans with friends now'
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Tweet from InternetHippo: Arriving 30 minutes early @InternetHippo New right wing thing is describing crimes as generically as possible to pretend like they're not crimes. Someone gets convicted of conspiracy and they start yelling "Wow so it's illegal to make plans with friends now' 2:47 PM - Apr 1, 2023 - 1.6M Views

Extreme “it’s illegal to make plans with friends now” energy to that phrasing

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Relatedly: Monoculture Celebrities scanned as belonging to a special elite that it was unrealistic to imagine yourself joining, whereas an Instagram celeb scans as someone very similar to yourself who just made one or two slightly different choices, maybe someone you could still be.

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Based on your high income, you qualify to buy a $700k house. Congratulations!! Here are your options:
-A circa-1948 2bed/1ba that is falling apart but is in “a good neighborhood”
-A horrid McMansion located one million miles from the nearest restaurant that doesn’t run Super Bowl ads

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…when in fact, it is not. It’s the type of thing that makes me suspect a person views this issue mostly as a means to score points in arguments with rival fans, rather than what it is—a systemic, cultural challenge that needs to be addressed all across football and beyond.

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Admonishing Arsenal is fine; we were wrong for how we handled the Partey thing and people should say so. What I have an issue with is doing that while simultaneously not only overlooking how your own club has profited from the services of rapists, but pretending that your club is materially better…

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Now do Cristiano Ronaldo

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Or it’s a weird flex like “I’m so rich that everyone I meet has to flatter me regardless of how I look, so the worse I look the more I demonstrate that power.” Sort of a bizarro Emperor’s New Clothes where the emperor isn’t oblivious, he just gets off on forcing people to give him unearned praise

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Starting to wonder if these women are coming out of the plastic surgeon’s office looking hideous on purpose? Like what if the point of getting work done isn’t to look good but instead to signal that you *have the money to get work done*, so you actively want your face to come out looking artificial?

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Baylor Scheierman has me thinking some reckless thoughts man

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i will vote for any candidate who offers up this slogan

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Re: his “I’m entitled to it” vibes: he came to a gubernatorial candidates forum my union put on and his biggest pitch, reiterated at least 3 times almost verbatim and expanded upon, was “I’m going to win, so you guys should get on the winning team.” Inspiring! 🙄

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This is California lol if there’s a democrat on the general election ballot they will win that election.

Also: not every bit of bad news about a democrat is a Republican conspiracy. If this guy assaults women, and it sounds like he does, I don’t want him anywhere near power. Pretty straightforward!

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Man, he’s one of 8 Democrats running for governor. If anything, getting him out of the race *helps* Dems win, because it reduces the odds of the two Republicans locking the Dem candidates out of the field.

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I’m old enough to remember when teen mothers were a sign that black people in particular were irresponsible, lacking in moral virtue, and leeches on the body politic bent on making everyone else pay for their own licentiousness and recklessness

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GO BLUEEEEEE

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Just saw an ad for a personal injury lawyer that opened with “we all know auto insurance companies provide an important service” and omg when did they invent Reasonable Centrist ambulance chasers???

Yes he was wearing a bow tie and suspenders btw

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Not to mention that team had 12 draws and many other games won by only a single goal, or won by 2 goals but the second didn’t come until late on—the kinds of results that have all of social media saying we’re playing poorly and the matches are too nervous to be enjoyed. That team was really horrible

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“military aged males” got normalized as a viable target for war and it’s pretty much a racialized fiction meant to justify indiscriminate murder.

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That might’ve been the worst televised concert at a sporting event I’ve ever seen and that’s saying something bc I have watched several NBA All-Star weekends

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Genuinely who thought booking the chainsmokers do their own live singing on tv like this was a good idea

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Unlike my opponent, I won’t raise taxes to give free stuff to these fat cat plutocrats. Like, for instance, the children of an assistant manager at a suburban Panda Express and his wife, a part-time receptionist.

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*his plan

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So totally dishonest. Mayor Pete did the same thing—“no free college for millionaires and billionaires”—even though the plan set the line for free college at $80,000/household. So, no free college for children of billionaires…and also no free college for children of, like, public school teachers.

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Tom Steyer seems like he might be the best of the (distressingly weak) field for CA Governor, but I’m having a hard time forgetting how in 2020 he attacked free public college with “my kids should have to pay for college.” Your kids went to Harvard, Yale, and Stanford! Those schools aren’t covered!

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This problem has been observed for a long time in wage-theft cases. *If* the employees you’re stealing from sue, and *if* they can prove their claims, the worst thing that can happen to you, the crooked employer, is that you have to pay them what you would have owed anyway.

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“That’s a nice contract you signed back on Earth. Unfortunately, we’ve had some cost overruns so we have to ask you to sign this amendment scaling it back a little bit. I recommend you sign it; outer space is a dangerous place and I wouldn’t want anything bad to happen to your life-support systems”

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The model to be worried about isn’t Columbus landing in the New World, it’s “what if sex traffickers could make it literally, physically impossible for victims to run away”

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