This image shows a person sitting on a bench seat inside a train or subway car, holding a large, fluffy dog on their lap. The dog has a thick, light gray to tan coat with a darker face, and its tongue is hanging out as it appears happily panting. The person is wearing a red jacket and blue jeans. The dog's leash is visible, and the person's hand is gently holding it. The window by their side lets in natural light, and blurred passengers can be seen seated further along the train.

Has science gone too far?

#GoneTooFar

Ini Kamoze - Here Comes The Hotstepper (Remix) (Official Video) YouTube video by IniKamozeVEVO

🎶Here come the misstepper (turn it up)
Evangelical wanker (turn it up)
Excuse me mr minister
I don't like it like that

Baa Baa Smart Sheep - The Kiwi Kids' Bookstore Little Baa Baa is bored, so when Quirky Turkey arrives on the scene, the opportunity to make some mischief proves too hard to resist. "What's that?" asks Turkey, pointing at a suspicious something on ...

Gotta watch those smarty tablets...

Phillipa, if you need someone to help out with the pheasant thing, I know a guy.
Not me, though:
I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son.
I'm only plucking pheasants til the pheasant plucker comes.

Unlike many NACT1st politicians...

A gorgeous sunrise over a green park

Similar in Hamtown

Two small dogs barreling the camera

None taken

Ours is Kmart.

Works a treat though

Science-folks: If we run 100 experiments, we might find 1 or 2 of them may have results that can make many dollars.

NZ Govt: Excellent. We will fund those 1 or 2 experiments.

a man with a beard is looking at another man and saying `` winter is coming . '' Alt: Sean Bean is looking at another man and saying `` winter is coming . ''

There is definitely a nip in the air in Hamilton.
Autumn for sure.

Ka pai!

We don't need no falcon peregrines!

a man with a mustache and a striped shirt is looking at the camera . Alt: A Mexican-looking chap from a Weird Al movie declares "Badgers? We don't need no stinking Badgers!"

Badgers?

You have a Fox, a Mallard and a bag of breadcrumbs.
You need to take them across the river in your rowboat.
The boat will only hold you and two of them at a time.
Unsupervised, the Foxy will chomp the duck, and the duck will munch the crumbs.
How can you transport them all intact?

Wouldn't let her near a ferry with a 10 foot magic wand

You'd need a trickier ditch from Blockhouse Bay to New Lynn to finish that job...

two puppies are playing in the grass with the word viralhog written on the bottom ALT: two puppies are playing in the grass with the word viralhog written on the bottom

Heckin wimdy

How hard could it be? It's just a wee ditch, 1.5km long. Would need a lock or two to stop the harbours fighting over whose turn it is for high tide.

Keeps the dredgers gainfully employed 😁

Christofox Lustyon for Grovernor General!

Sun's at perihelion, get a tan on your perineum

It'd be a handy bit of engineering, even it was just a little one so ferries could go from downtown to the airport. Whack on a bit of tidal power generation and it pays for itself!

That's why it's called Portage Road - the best place to drag a canoe across from coast to coast.

Google map of Auckland's isthmus, from the Mangere inlet of the Manukau Harbour to the Tamaki estuary on the other side, just over 1.2km.

Less than a mile if you start in the right spot...

Yeah, nah. Sorry, Mr Russo, I have a big TV at home with Disney+ and, especially, a pause button.

Its not even Friday afternoon

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

But the platypus is closely related to the Echidna, which isn't very related to Echidnocerus.

Slightly altered Johnny Depp cologne poster. SAUSAGE.