Welp, now we can reboot the tradition where the Spanish Flu was born inside a US Army camp.

If there’s something the world certainly doesn’t need, it’s more of what I do poorly.

I’m not a military expert at all but my sense is that this would be going better logistically if our Secretary of Defense wasn’t a complete idiot who is purging people that aren’t also idiots.

hilariously villainous picture to go with it

Hello,

The soil of a man's heart is stonier, Lewis.

Can confirm that GET WELL SOON is an ideal vacation read

I was just about to post "Git Blame of laws would be good though"

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We didn't deserve this day.

It's so weird that everyone who stands up to him ends up winning, and in a better position than where they were before.

It's almost as if there is a lesson there.

So I guess I CAN go see UNDERTONE on Thursday

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back

Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

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That's home. That's us.

This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew.

Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right.

Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman

I don't really have anything good to say about Pam Bondi but I hope she gets to sleep in tomorrow.

Bespoke avionics software like they use on airplanes?

I uh...

...did not expect the spaceship to be running Windows 😬

we already had alcohol, for this

Our Father, who art in Galaxy

Happy Birthday! (belated)

We need to go back to the 80s when every single person in suburbia read the same 900 page book about how a bunch of preteens have an orgy to fight an ancient clown demon.

My Pornographers?
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Bulldozing data centers to replace them with alternative newspapers and Planned Parenthoods.

I guess in a way it’s sort of fun how we now need to rebuild the USA from scratch, like in SimCity 2000 when you play a scenario where there’s an asteroid hit or whatever.

Big opportunity for making change if we think about what our priorities are(?)

4. In reality, the people who are extracting wealth from the American taxpayer are not the poor bastards who clean toilets and cut grass (and pay income taxes). They are the moneyed elites who are running the country for moneyed elites. Blaming immigrants is part of their scam.

I have a software QA joke but it only works when an engineer is looking at it.

Get you a person who writes about you the way Ben writes about Kat