Oh, oh no, its like that one horror movie, the sprain is coming from inside the skeleton!

Shamatology, the lost science

I always found the venn diagram of people who believe "capitalism needs to reduce people to numbers to work" and "government making people into numbers is wrong" to both deeply hilarious, and deeply concerning

They'll feed their trash and take out the computer first

Cover of report "Mission Aborted: how NASA illegally implemented the president's budget request without congressional approval. Minority staff report, prepared by members of the committee on science, space, and technology, us house of representatives, April 2026

This report came out today by minority staff of the House science committee on how three NASA missions were aborted due to NASA illegally following the FY26 president's budget request instead of congressionally approved budget. Very important reading. 🔭🧪 democrats-science.house.gov/staff-report...

Malone in the Park!?!?

Or, perhaps, consider that infamous Limerick from Star Trek. You know the one. If you dont submit this, you have to perform it in a Talent Show. But if you do submit it, thrn you definitely get to perform it in a talent show. This way, you dont have to cook food or get sick

I wouldn't know, this was early 2000s and I honestly got fed up with writing for awhile after interacting with those folks

I once saw someone blow up an online art space they managed because they got called out for sock puppeting fawning critiques of their own work, ban the person who called them out, then get called out again for trading favors with yet other people to get a front page showing in exchange for critiques

At this rate there's going to be a dedicated set of computers at GDQ for OSRS

It is a beautiful day outside somewhere. Get out there and make something or serve a cause somewhere.

Are things exploding again?

What about a Physicist, Neurosurgeon, Musician, Race car Driver, Test Pilot, and World Traveler? If so they mightve watched Buckaroo Banzai

How it started to why its a problem to how I solved it, left to right.

I could either fir out the laundry room more or fir out the entire hallway.

Right, so your school installed a small orange light up and above you to the left, this is an AI
powered productivity/
activity sensor the lets the students know when you're trying do work so they can come add to it.

Reach in there. See the blue wire? Cut the red wire next to it.

Survival is resistance

Welcome

Completely understandable, sometimes our brains need time to themselves to chill out and process.

Hopefully folks will appreciate you being upfront about things and accept that as a boundary.

Sounds like theyre gonna need a bigger boat

Trust the fungus

Or the Temporal Mime Directive, which mandates that all visitors from the future must communicate in easily misinterpreted charades to preserve ambiguity

People look at me weird in the Atlanta airport when I do this on the plane train, but that train decelerates fast

Me leaving my work alarms for 530 on for all of GDQ, couldn't be me

I did a watch and then explanation of Ghost in the Shell to a really high person today, and we ended with "Okay so the original had a plot, a conspiracy, a philosophy to unpack, and the live action was about... thats right, MONEY"

The abridged script to that movie is hilarious tho

Very solid choices.

Mine were probably The Wire, In The Pale Moonlight, and of course "The Legend of Kira: Bajoran Flasks"

Honorable Mention: Bar Association, because he wasn't just a man, he was a union man

Top 3 Favorite Ds9 episodes, go

*holds monocle* I'm more partial to the mid bar gimballed multi blades myself

I love that pastel blue

Tiramisu is my "Oh god I forgot this existed ORDER THIS NOW" menu item

Ah yes, Coffauvanism, the superlative overconfidence in one's knowledge of and taste in coffee that leads one to try and change other people's lives.

"Trust me, it'll be awesome!"

"But I have an allergy."

"Yea I have a blend for that."

Because of course they do.