How much longer do we just scream into the void before we do something?

Shinobi for Genesis

They see the latent potential in your dormant acct

Wish bsky had a higher percentage of fun/dumb shit

Listening to old Alkaline Trio in your 40s is funny because the songs are wildly melodramatic, too much so for my mostly stable adult perspective, but I like that stuff like this exists for hormonal young freaks who need an outlet

Gas prices up 50 cents in a week. Where are those obnoxious "I did that" stickers when you need them?

[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife

MFers throw out all of their social media etiquette and start dumping food pics as soon as they touch down in Japan. Nobody cares about your bowl of curry bro

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Apple was dying before the iMac and iPod, so clearly dumbing it down was a great business decision, but I don't have to like it

FACTS! Macs are made to be easy for idiots doing simple tasks, and extremely difficult for anything slightly more complicated

Just bought samoas from 2 girls scouts listening to Le Tigre

They Are Gutting A Body of Water

I wish I could play harmonica. Whenever I said anything pithy or funny, I'd play myself off like the end of a scene in Roseanne/The Connors.

Bring back palm muting!

Waited for Thai takeout next to John C Reilly

esos son Reebok o son Nike?

In my show-going lifetime the taboo against fans wearing a band's shirt to their show has gone away. Yet only in Japan do bands wear their own shirts at their shows.

Sidekicks / Shinobu 2027?

Yeah, I should've gone to San Antonio when I had the chance

Orlando, Miami, Nashville, San Antonio

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People forget that Mickey Owen dropped that third strike in Game 4 of the 1941 World Series because he was distracted by the Andrews Sisters singing "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy" in center field.

99% sure I once saw Billy Corgan riding a bike while wearing a cape.

A Japanese friend gave me this same shirt as a gag gift sometime in the early 2010's SMDH 😂

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Slow baseball news night?

Project A-Co (1986)

He was also rumored to have lied about his age when he left Cuba and was probably a few years older IRL