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BREAKING: A GOP-appointed Virginia judge has struck down the Democratic-backed redistricting amendment in full, ruling it unconstitutional and “void from the start.”

AG Jay Jones says he will immediately file an appeal.

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NO 👇 LIES DETECTED, NEIL.......

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The Secret Behind High Gas Prices
The Secret Behind High Gas Prices Energy prices are soaring. So what is Trump doing about it?Gutting clean energy projects while showering his Big Oil don

High gas prices caused by Trump’s war on Iran are boosting Big Oil profits at your expense.

And they’re still getting billions of dollars in tax breaks every year — meaning you’re effectively getting charged twice.

Here’s what you need to know about Big Oil’s one-two punch.

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AOC is all sensible Americans right now, Americans who have completely lost patience with the wildly incompetent, lying loons currently running things who undermine our sanity, wealth, and wellbeing.

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Christopher Walken says bugs bunny is one of his favorite actors

he told Ben Stiller that "a lot of times i've played roles as if I was bugs bunny... but nobody knew"

Christopher Walken says bugs bunny is one of his favorite actors he told Ben Stiller that "a lot of times i've played roles as if I was bugs bunny... but nobody knew"

dudes rock

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🚨 Strong Communities of Arizona v. Yavapai County Learn more.

🚨BREAKING: Arizona Court of Appeals AFFIRMS dismissal of rightwing lawsuit challenging election administration practices in several Arizona counties. Another big win for the ELG team and our clients! www.democracydocket.com/cases/arizon...

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No Tucker, that’s not how this works. You did damage for years. You helped create this disaster. You sat on national television and blatantly lied over and over again. You knew what you were doing all along.

Take your fake apology and kick rocks off the edge of a cliff.

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Iran Warns It Considers Having to Spend More Time With JD Vance an Act of War    


[ The background is a close-up, serious-looking profile shot of JD Vance.]



WWW.BOROWITZREPORT.COM

Iran Warns It Considers Having to Spend More Time With JD Vance an Act of War [ The background is a close-up, serious-looking profile shot of JD Vance.] WWW.BOROWITZREPORT.COM

@borowitzreport.bsky.social #satire

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This is loser behavior.

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Isn’t that the truth.

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Drawing of a book with a desk printer on the cover with the title "The printer that simply worked and other fairy tales"

Drawing of a book with a desk printer on the cover with the title "The printer that simply worked and other fairy tales"

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Any "extraordinarily brilliant person" would know his presidency is in free-fall after his disastrous decision to enter another endless war-of-choice in the Middle East & that on November 3rd accountability is coming for the most corrupt criminal Administration in U.S. History.

tick...tick...tick

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Trump's redistricting war leaves Republicans worse off Virginia's vote pushed the House math further against the GOP.

Trump's redistricting war leaves Republicans worse off www.axios.com/2026/04/22/t...

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A graphic featuring a photo of Governor Abigail Spanberger and Governor Gavin Newsom beside large, blue text reading "Dem Govs Get It Done." The background includes smaller text: "Stopping Trump's Power Grab" at the top and "Leveling The Playing Field" at the bottom.

A graphic featuring a photo of Governor Abigail Spanberger and Governor Gavin Newsom beside large, blue text reading "Dem Govs Get It Done." The background includes smaller text: "Stopping Trump's Power Grab" at the top and "Leveling The Playing Field" at the bottom.

Democratic governors are leading the charge against Trump’s power grab—and they’re winning.

Democrats gave voters a voice and Americans made themselves clear: They do not support Trump’s undemocratic attempt to rig the midterms for Republicans.

Onwards to November.

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Reading the FT front page story about a Chinese company introducing a battery with a 1500 km range & six minute recharging time & about how two Chinese companies own more than half of the global EV battery market & I am struck by the different realities the US and China occupy. We’ve lost the plot.

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What do Levi’s, Hanes, and Chewy have in common?

California AG Rob Bonta just revealed evidence alleging that Amazon used its power to pressure them, and countless other brands, to inflate prices of listings on rival online marketplaces as part of wide-ranging price-fixing scheme.

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Are the women back there somewhere? Yes, I think I see them.

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In other news, Jeffrey Dahmer apologizes to the people he ate ...

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LUTNICK: It is outrageous that Canada will not put US spirits on the shelf. It is insulting and disrespectful to America


SHAHEEN: They won't do it because of the insults from this president and comments like yours

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Lot of people on the right crying about the Virginia redistricting vote.

We told you this would happen while you were celebrating the illegal off-cycle seat grab in Texas.

Stop playing stupid games if you don’t want to win stupid prizes.

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Today, @ICEgov got around to deleting questions I sent for the article below -- which was published in August 2025 (!!!) -- without ever reading them.

This is why reporters need to ferret out stories.

Thanks for all your work, James Covington!

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The Constitution says the President negotiates treaties, but they don't take effect until Congress ratifies them. In other words, Congress gives a treaty the force of law. Once done, the President is bound by it. He does not have the authority to violate it.
Trump does not understand this.

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This fking asshole can take his apology & shove it. He has the balls to say even though he knew he was lying to ppl it wasn't intentional. Bullshit! He knew exactly what he was doing & he knew it was wrong but he was making so much money he didn't care. He's a douchebag of the worst kind.

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AOC talking to RFK Jr. Her facial and hand gesture has the spiritual energy of that Italian hand gesture where you pinch your fingers and wave your hand (the "ma che vuo" gesture).

AOC talking to RFK Jr. Her facial and hand gesture has the spiritual energy of that Italian hand gesture where you pinch your fingers and wave your hand (the "ma che vuo" gesture).

how it feels to say "sprezzatura"

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"Whaaaaaa whaaaaaa whaaaaa! They did what *we* did. Only better. NOT FAIR!!!"

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The neighbors invited us to a birthday party for their kiddo. Homemade street tacos, watermelon juice, a bouncy castle, a placid baby being passed around.

This is what the neighborhood should feel like.

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The right gambled, tried to rig the election, lost, and now it’s excuses and tears.

Thanks for everything, Virginia. 🙏🏽

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This isn't the movie I bought a ticket for...

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