People in airport lounges listening to loud, inane videos without earbuds should be subject to capital punishment. Debate/ discuss.

Cover of the Penguin Classic paperback edition of The Complete Father Brown by G. K. Chesterton

Drop your crime fighting Catholics

The key to democracy is showing up in large numbers

From Veggie Tales: two of the sinful fish slappers of Nineveh (a pair of peas wearing adorable neo-Assyrian helmets) slapping fish together. This is offensive to the almighty, so He has tasked Jonah with traveling to their City to get them to stop slapping fishes.

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Two weeks. It's always two weeks. A decade from now, some bright poli-sci student is going to get their PhD analyzing that eternal time period.

Happy to se it's TACO Tuesday once again!

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Oh, I feel this one so hard

"My body, my campaign."

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a group of star wars characters standing next to each other with a robot in the background Alt: Obi-Wan Kenobi telling Luke Skywalker, "you will never find a more wretched Hive of scum and villainy," before entering Mos Eisly

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I have a writing joke, but it needs a little editing

Would it surprise you? 😭

It's going to come as a BIG surprise when these Marines find out they're not getting combat pay...

H. R. Pufnstuf

Graph from the Chapman University Survey of American Fears 2026. We're afraid of loved ones becoming seriously ill or dying, pollution of drinking water, oceans and lakes, cyber terrorism and government tracking personal data, economic collapse, Russia using nukes, the US getting involved in a world war and, in the number one spot, corruption of US officials. I guess we all know who they're talking about in that one...

Operation Epic Worry: what we're all taking part in.

Curley and Laurie riding in that pretty little surry with the fringe on the top. High-stepping strutters not seen, but presumed to be there.

Consider Operation Epic Surry, where the target population is stunned and confused by drones repeatedly playing the Rogers & Hammerstein hit from their 1943 musical OKLAHOMA.

We could settle differences with Operation Epic Hurry: the head of each country drinks 22 ounces of tea plus the complimentary water found in his rental car, then attempts to reach one of the rest stops on the Merritt Parkway before an accident* occurs.

*Biological or mechanical

A selection of colourful traditional dhurrie rugs in geometric designs. Much more tasteful than live ordinance.

Okay, Operation "Epic Fury," but here me out: what about Operation Epic Dhurrie, where skilled designers update Middle Eastern homes with smart flat-weave rugs?

I don't think you ever need to give up your child's baby nickname, Miss Piggle Wiggle

When you become a parent, you discover "sleeping like a baby" means "without a single shit to give about anyone else."

Confirmed: my daughter-in-law is transgender and I only mowed my lawn once last summer

Not to throw shade, but you could trap your dogs with a 3-day-old road pizza

Now we see HEATED RIVALRY was just the Canadians flexing their soft power to get us ready for the inevitable invasion. 🇨🇦

Winter Olympics is just Finnish Civil Defense training

If I fits...

I used to call myself an old lady ironically. Now? Not so much...

Forget about our democracy, I'm beginning to wonder if @kairyssdal.bsky.social is going to survive the next 3 years

A clogged milk duct? In this economy?!?