I'm going to wring you out @jonk.bsky.social

See my previous message

Fuck pike!!!

My name is Guy Biome

Gonna be a lot of horn tooting with that kind of dinner

(assuming you're talking about Dennis the Menace) agreed, absolutely

The apeman Tarzan sold me an eighth of weed this evening

How the hell would I know

Dads don't necessarily have wives

Who said that

Do not gainsay me motherfucker

He does

My insect homie Bobby Big Bugs

The men are talking

Yes

Bet you didn't have to stretch yours much lol

How do you know what it feels like to be inside a Klan meeting

Wouldn't happen

Wouldn't matter. I'm too big for you and I'd easily recover and then commence the ass beating

Why

I wouldn't do any funny stuff like that. It would just be an old fashioned ass beating

If I was your knight and you did this to me I would beat you unconscious

They made a new fighter jet that sucks the pilot off

The Fact Led Life

I didn't say any of that shit @fbi @cia @army

Yeah, it's really "fragging" cool to be in the army 😂

Basically I play this character online where I pretend to be a huge idiot

Hell, pass me some of those. Little strychnine never hurt nobody.