One of the best to ever do it

I saw the first You Ain’t Goin Nowhere on the unlikely date of 4-10-97 and the last I & I on 11-10-99. Those are my claims to fame. The I & I was sleazy, it’s worth a listen.

I like that he had to go with @bobdylan180 for his Patreon. He has to sell some more Al Capone AI podcasts before he can offer @bobdylan a few bucks for the real address.

Canceled Phish festival/rejected Nickelodeon cartoon, let’s split the difference

Post from David Lavender's Sports Life - YouTube David’s Sports Life | 3-11-26 | Part 1 Bam Adebayo cranked out 83 last night. He moves ahead of Kobe and now he’s staring up at Wilt’s 100 point game. Was it...

New David Lavender essay up on Youtube -- the place everyone turns to for humor essays.

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It’s not a real plane, it’s a set. Look at how cheap everything looks, and none of the windows are open. It’s fake

Holiday Band Concert Ends in Disaster Under "Weird Circumstances" A Reality Register Exclusive: A holiday band concert at a North Attleboro elementary school ended abruptly Tuesday night after an incident witnesses struggled to explain. Read the full scoop at www.th...

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I saw the Toadies twice. One was one of the most righteous, transcendent rock shows I can remember. The other one was on the dumb side.

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Looks like the back of a cd bootleg

I think we need a hard hitter like Perry Mason on this case

No mention of Steve “The Rifleman” Flemmi in this story. The mystery gets deeper…

The kid was halfway through Murder Most Foul. I would have stopped, too

I was thinking it was a Lonely Island thing

I think for new books, the one that stuck with me the most was The Lamb by Lucy Rose. What an ending.

One of the best I read this year, too. Really special book.

*America groans and turns over, knocking everything off the nightstand before going back to bed*

I heard “wave a copy of Christmas in the Heart” is that what you said?

You’re exactly right, it looks like it was the 2000 tour. Time moves funny 25 years later. Still a great show!

I saw the tour where they played Gates of Delirium and maybe all of Tales? Or a lot of it? They sounded so good.

The synths have really taken his game up to a new level in 3.0. MVP most nights for sure.

Hot dog flavored water: it’s what’s for dinner

That wink at the end!

A DAY AT THE RACES: The 39th Annual Aroostook Derby Expands The Mind There’s Maine, and then there’s Aroostook County. The largest and least populated county in Maine; almost seven thousand square miles of forest, logging roads, and paper mills fenced in by the Canadian border. It’s the last place you’d expect to host a fancy pants horse race, but a family of potato farmers decided they wanted to bring some of the elegance of Kentucky to the County–and in 1986, the Aroostook Derby played her first call.

A DAY AT THE RACES: The 39th Annual Aroostook Derby Expands The Mind

There’s Maine, and then there’s Aroostook County. The largest and least populated county in Maine; almost seven thousand square miles of forest, logging roads, and paper mills fenced in by the Canadian border. It’s the last place…

AQUA-FINALE: Stellantis Puts the Brakes on New Undersea Auto Factory Amidst Tariff Uncertainty THE LAURENTIAN ABYSS - With a long peal from a mighty conch shell, the final shift ends at the future site of Stellantis’ Laurentian Engine Works. Long lines of mer-folk, hardhat-wearing crustaceans, and kelpies behind the wheels of American automobiles pass through the checkpoint gates, uncertain of when – or if – they will return to finish construction on this state of the art facility.

AQUA-FINALE: Stellantis Puts the Brakes on New Undersea Auto Factory Amidst Tariff Uncertainty

THE LAURENTIAN ABYSS - With a long peal from a mighty conch shell, the final shift ends at the future site of Stellantis’ Laurentian Engine Works. Long lines of mer-folk, hardhat-wearing crustaceans, and…

Women Are Sharing The Most Inconsiderate Things Their Boyfriends And Husbands Have Said About Selkies And I’m Ready For A Sleeping Pill Slushee by Squatchmerch Staff We all know Selkies, those based Celtic ladies who can shapeshift into seals, right? Everyone knows Selkies slay—but we interviewed our female readers to find out what their significant others have said about these Marine Mamas, and oh my god, I need to see the dentist I’ve been grinding my teeth so hard! Just check this out:

Women Are Sharing The Most Inconsiderate Things Their Boyfriends And Husbands Have Said About Selkies And I’m Ready For A Sleeping Pill Slushee

by Squatchmerch Staff We all know Selkies, those based Celtic ladies who can shapeshift into seals, right? Everyone knows Selkies slay—but we interviewed…

I saw them a bunch in 96 on furthur fest dates. They were the real deal. Seeing them with Jimmy Page was so much fun, too. That ruled.

PO’ BOY: Wendigo Arrested During Altercation At The Big Game NEW ORLEANS, Lou. – It’s been a long year for former College Football star The Wendigo. The talented Right Guard from the Devil Lake College of Mining and Thaumaturgy was hyped as a first round draft prospect. But even with so many teams needing Offensive Line help, Wendigo wasn’t drafted at all. Some close to Wendigo blame anti-furry bigotry, but between his mind control powers and mastery of the North Wind, sports books were nervous that he would bring an unstable element to betting lines.

PO’ BOY: Wendigo Arrested During Altercation At The Big Game

NEW ORLEANS, Lou. – It’s been a long year for former College Football star The Wendigo. The talented Right Guard from the Devil Lake College of Mining and Thaumaturgy was hyped as a first round draft prospect. But even with so many teams…

THE DAY THE MUSIC DIED: Agencies Demand Trump Release CIA Big Bopper Files CLEAR LAKE, Iowa – In the wake of rumors that the Trump Administration intends to fully declassify files on the JFK, RFK, and MLK assassinations, watchdog groups and NGOs are looking for answers on one of the last remaining great American mysteries: the Day the Music Died. On a snowy February 3rd, 1959, a single engined Beechcraft 35 Bonanza aircraft left the municipal airport in Mason City, Iowa.

THE DAY THE MUSIC DIED: Agencies Demand Trump Release CIA Big Bopper Files

CLEAR LAKE, Iowa – In the wake of rumors that the Trump Administration intends to fully declassify files on the JFK, RFK, and MLK assassinations, watchdog groups and NGOs are looking for answers on one of the last remaining…

The conflicting emotions that go through my head when I get a cup of coffee from the last pump dispenser at a grimy gas station and the cashier waves her hand and tells me to just take it. I’m not sure what I’m about to drink.