License and registration and papers please

Do a flip

who wants to take accountability for my actions

Ernie Johnson with an emotional sign-off from 'Inside the NBA' on TNT. 🏀📺🎙️❤️ #NBA

Getting a nosebleed on zoom as a bit

i was not familiar with your game ken jennings

It's May 27th, 2020. HBO debuts their new streaming service as HBO Max.
It's May 23rd, 2023. HBO Max changes its title to Max.
It's May 14th, 2025. HBO debuts their new streaming service as HBO Max.
I'm tired of streaming services. These apps. I am tired of being caught in the struggle of theirlives

I’m just a boy vampire standing outside your a girls house wondering if I can come in

He’s getting hair plugs on the American tax payers

[Ron Howard narrating]

“It was”

Nigga I’m from Coruscant

I posted this on Instagram and my mentions are filled with nazis, klan members and magats till this day

Pete Davidson then…
Steve Carell and John Krasinski then…
Matt Damon and David Beckham

Back to Back to Back commercials with celebrities

We are living in the* golden* age* of* corporate* sponsorship*

a recession*^

That can’t be a real person right?

Andor is so fucking good

…and water is wet

A public service announcement

I’ve seen this before just wait three days

Harper giving off strong emperor Palpatine vibes

please do not laugh.. im an expert on polar bears, they only do this when they are distressed

Those Salesforce ads with Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey are some of the best pro AI sketches

I’m laughing and mad how do they do it

I hope my use of made up words doesn't make you discomfortable

ME: time to sleep

BRAIN: a tutu should be called a four

ME: oh god not this again

BRAIN: or maybe a twenty two

The Answer for It! Podcast from James and Elyse Willems, Zach Anner, and AJ LoCascio, coming April 15th.

Announcement: Answer for It! THE PODCAST. First episode coming April 15th! You can subscribe right now on Apple, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts~

You hear that macamré you slippery fuck

Live Mas,
Laugh Mas,
Love Mas

always seeking out a better root beer because i'm sarsspirational

Fighter of the wall man