"They turned the friggin' logo gay!" 🐸 🐸 🐸 🌈 🌈 🌈

I mean, c'mon, by putting it that way, she basically asked for it😏

I give up. Wake me up when this game of Strait Peekaboo is over and done.

“Feud with the Pope” is BACK as a likely Wikipedia section heading after a 400-year gap.

Read the whole thing. It reads like something I would wrote when I was a 15 yo weird, arrogant incel high on Ayn Rand and Nietzsche.

Those techbros never grew out of that phase, and they have way too much power. They are objectively dangerous and the goverment has a duty to stop them.

Apparently, Kash Patel is about to meet Kristi Noem, Dan Bongino and Greg Bovino in Valhalla.
Skål! 🍻

Win or lose, there remains a real measure of promise and decency in America that is worth the fight. And win or lose, there is no dignity for any of us unwilling to have that fight.

This conjures a memory of the best mayor NYC ever had. Here's the Little Flower, reading the funny pages to kids on the radio and loving his job as Mamdani clearly does.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGFT...

That would the smallest violin that the laws of physics allow - and still ain't small enough😏

I identify myself as European, firstly because I'm a huge EU🇪🇺 simp, but also because being more specific might people say things like: "Oh, that country where Graham Platner got his Nazi tattoo?"

"I don't call it boots on the ground".

Is he gonna make the marines wear crocs or something?! 🤔

The transgender community didn't really need their very own Uncle Tom, but Caitlyn Jenner stepped up anyway.

*surprised Pikachu face*

Indeed.

No violin is small enough.

"Get rid of the Gimp."

"Gimp's awake."

"Well, I guess you're gonna have to put him back to sleep now, won't you?"

I yield😏

I can't even imagine the incorrect way to pronounce "bodega", but he may be up to the challenge.

How in the everloving fuck someone who lived in pre-gentrified New York doesn't know what a corner store is?!?

Stephen Miller's wife, y'all🤔

"I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass".

Pete Hegseth

My favorite part of the Bible is when John Travolta explains to Samuel Jackson that, in Amsterdam, the quarter-pounder is called Royale with cheese because of the metric system.

Lol, 100% that's *exactly* what happened😏

Remember that scene from The Revenant when Leo cozied up inside a carcass of a dead horse?

That's what JD Vance is doing with TPUSA.

The current Republican outrage is nice and all, but it's kinda weird the reason for it is a Jesus AI slop which wouldn't make it in the top 30 of the worst things Trump has done in his second term alone.

(head explodes in European)

They had... tax exempt status?

In Virginia?

Meaning, they still have it elsewhere?!?

Iran going woke wasn't on my bingo card😊

"It was worse than you think. No Kings protesters? Shot. Iran? Nuked. We talked him out of all of this, but we had to play ball on TV, lest we get replaced by someone who couldn't control him!"

Got a feeling Rubio and Graham will be among the first to play that card after he's 🍊 gone.

MEGA? 🤔 Sounds too cool, don't use that one😏

If Spain decides to leave the EU, it would be called SEXIT, which sound cool AF, but please don't do it🇪🇸