Fred from Scooby-Doo unmasking the bad guy at the end of a mystery, in two frames. First frame: Left side: a tied up man in a white featureless mask with eye holes. The caption over him in impact font reads, "SOMETHING I USED TO LOVE SUCKS NOW" Right side of frame, Fred has his hand on the mask, about to pull it off. The caption on him reads, "LET'S SEE WHO'S BEHIND THIS." Second frame: The unmasked bad guy has a pencil thin curling mustache, a pointy nose, and dark hair, with a widow's peak. The caption on him reads, "PRIVATE EQUITY"

Evergreen

I know this one is also somehow Sophia Bush’s fault I don’t know how but I just know it is

That’s me: the old but kinda cool if you think about it aunt.

At dinner tonight my nephew asked me if I’d dyed my hair and I had to tell him “nah, bud, that’s just all my white hairs”

In his defense: I’m quite old and rather recently the number of white hairs in my cowlick have tipped into quite noticeable.

After thought he decided it looked cool.

As a kid who was baptized like 5 seconds before I was confirmed into the Methodist Church, I never heard it called a christening.

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Watching the Merrily proshot again as I fly to my 25th college reunion because of course I am.

When Michael Collins was all alone on the far side of the moon, as isolated as any human being has ever been in history, he described the feeling as “restful.” I think about that a lot.

“Behold the resurrection of our season!” Gift 85:48

No injuries. No head injuries ever please. I hate this

Oh no

Well I do feel a little less bad about Duke getting knocked out by ucla now

On to the NWSL

Who ever on Paradise is responsible for finding creepy/eerie covers of songs deserves a raise.

Our Wives Under the Sea is so so good.

Keep going. Save yourself.

women are so beautiful and i mean that in a lesbian way not a friendship way

Men are so emotional and immature

Showing @marbenais.bsky.social this post is my favorite thing of the day.

My ‘sounds gay; I’m in’ tshirt was a big hit at the Costco this evening, in Lancaster PA - aka Amish country.

Happy trans day of visibility to all the small town trans folks too. I love yall.

look, it’s not like last year’s team scored the most goals in the lea-…ah. well it’s not like they conceded the lea-…ah. ok but it’s not like they set a new points record and won the shield by over twenty poin-…ah.

Best I can tell, the home stadiums of all 8 teams in 2013 had a total capacity of 63,582.

Very likely that more people are at Summit vs. Spirit today.

I would say Mulkey needs to go home and reflect on this but that’s going to be a problem since she doesn’t show up in mirrors

the ball was dramatic as hell for that

Ashlon Jackson hits a buzzer beating three and Duke knocks out LSU

My f’in heart as that ball rolled in.

Hell yes Duke Blue Devils!

There’s a Gen Alpha girl out for dinner at the table next to us wildly talking to her family about how her friends spoiled her for a Grey’s Anatomy plot point from 15 years ago. Amazing ramble of a rant she just had.

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