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thirsty

BREAKING NEWS

robbery in broad daylight

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in you*

somedays, you really need a whole cucumber up you

instagram taught me how hot men could be in female cosplay

hapy earyl halowen lol (thank god i got a little fat so i could at least fill the shirt)

epic

#1 piper wheel main apparently 💪

somebody get john bsky

oh wtf LOL, well that's what i have it i think 😭 unless theres another setting somewhere

oo do you have open external links in "in-app browser" enabled? i believe i have it just to my default browser and whenever i tap a link on my phone it'll open up its app

now i just need to get this furry pr0n off my discover feed. idk why it keeps showing up like ya i open it and, yeah i expand the image, and maybe i like it...i might long press and hit "more like this :)", but it keeps showing up........:/

yo not even on some bandwagon type shyt. links on bsky directly opening in their respective app is so nice. twitter needing to open the in-app browser, opening in safari, hitting the "open in app" (if it even showed up), so fkn annoying

yee it was quite fun

bluearchive joke

goal physique:

that's it. i'm gonna sigma...

this might be the game...

i'd metabolically derange her body....

no..

yo they gotta make drafts here cus i be cookin ✍️🔥🔥🔥

does it come with a hole?

no wjay its jaen

me getting jumped downtown portland and my phone comes out my pocket yanking my headphone cable out and this starts playing on speaker while they beatin my ass

a goofy goober