I know I’ve said it already, but it feels like some terrible mistake that I can’t spend all day with my kitten. We need paid kitten leave.

You're off the hook

I’m a hard working lazy person.

It was me, I let the dogs out

Thanks

I spent too long working for MARS lol

You ask yourself the question- when did they stop seeing you? Or even worse, did they ever actually see you at all?

0% energy for everything.

It's almost 1am time to hurt my own feelings

Welcome to my existential crisis

I may or may not also use it for creeping

I am not on IG but I do have a secret account that exists solely for being able to open links

This unusual looking sea slug has an unusual name–Bullock's Hypselodoris. hese vibrant creatures are nudibranchs, a type of shell-less marine gastropod mollusk often referred to as sea slugs.

THIS COULD BE US

I have got to get hotter

I should start putting cutesy girly filters over my selfies tbh

There was no descent into madness. I did a cannonball.

happy 4/20 everyone who's high and eating food and beating their shit

It's one of my rule34 pet peeves tbh because it might as well be a random guy with the way they have these characters acting

Me when I wake up in the morning every day

There are like two ppl on earth I will allow in my house

I’ve really enjoyed 4/20, the Bluesky holiday where everyone reveals their deranged relationship with airports

Mine barely even can digest food properly

Afternoon Encounters 🌴

normalize walking into the sea after the slightest inconvenience

My soulmate is out there finishing fries that could’ve been shared with me

Pretend you've never seen this before ok

and I still wonder where you are

took my life from negative to more negative and i just want y'all to know that