Everyone knows:
Girls go to college to get more knowledge
Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider

But did you know:
Theys go to Mars to get more candy bars

You report business scams to the BBB. I report them to the BBBB (big butt billy bass). We are not the same.

a ½ gallon of neutral milk

They finally made the milk from that hotel

🎶I could be brown I could be
BLUE
DA BA DEE DA BA DI
DA BA DEE DA BA DI
DA BA DEE DA BA DI🎶

If we're talking pure volume, she should definitely be reaching for an air horn or a surround sound system

Do you need a bowl? Cup? Spoon? I feel those would all be much more useful than a window to eat dairy

Switch 2???? Yea I'm a Switch, too, but you don't hear me bragging about it

Open wrapper of swisher cranberry sauce blunts 3 grams. Held up in front of my keyboard and monitor because Elondra didn't want our dirty carpet in the background

Or apparently the NY blunt

A pot with some black eyed peas in it. There's smoked sausage, bacon, and some ham hock you can see in there too.

It's not new years without our Black Eyed Peas for dinner

It's me! Wearing a confused expression, thin moustache, and a happy 2024 new years hat with the 4 taped over with a hastily drawn 5. The hat sits on my headphones which sit on my head

New year same bitch

Oof yeah I get that. I started sometime after fire temple! But I am caught up on quests so now just running around collecting stuff

My character in Palia, Ashton. He's dressed as a cowboy standing in an attic with pirate chests, gold, gems, a mechanical squirrel thing and and owl in the background. His hair and goatee are blue and he refuses to look at the camera

A long view of the rest of the attic. The walls are bare. There's a huge long dragon plushie sitting there. There's also a couch with stuffed animals on it, some wooden legs, and a desk in the background. There are magical decorations scattered about.

My current and forever bae, Subira. Her face is starting to show signs of age and she has grey streaks running through her hair. She wears a kind of blue robe with a big belt and smaller (bust still big) gold buckle, and a cape to match. Honestly giving Michelle Yeoh in Wicked vibes. She's got what look like huge marbles with purple streaks hanging from her belt. You can tell she's looking directly into your soul. Oh also she has purple skin and pointy ears.

Ok is anyone else playing Palia? It's my current cozy/comfort game and current special interest! Also I have a secret attic filled with treasure and I'm flirting with EVERYONE

Never thought about it but now with the question posed... I'm 100% certain this is happening.

Don't open the wrong door or you'll find Tigger bouncing on that dick

Without hitting bone I vote worth it. If he had that'd be another story

Ok but was it at least funny?

I feel like a car would just wrap around it and then it would hop away unscathed

I knew I should've gotten you a proton pack for xmas

TRESSA WHY DID YOU STEAL AN OLD WOMANS ROLLING PIN?! GIVE THAT BACK!

🎶Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
I flew to L.A.
Down here
I've discovered I'm queer
And like taking dick up my asshole🎶

I've seen it in either Meijer or Hardings up here in MI if that helps 😝

That's such an insanely terrible gift it circles back around to perfect 🤣

The best feeling :)

Oh no!
It was the 2023 cher Christmas album with "drop top sleigh ride" on it!

Reskeeting so no one misses it this year either!!!

Ps I saw this bc I was scrolling through your feed trying to find out about your huge inhuman inorganic poops

I have a lot of opinions on this that are not consise enough for bluesky. But, suffice to say I think this is a great way to do that. HP was a big part of my childhood and if I had a kid, I would want to share that magical world with them.

You're doing a good job :)

Shit I didn't realize a second one had started either!

Honestly if someone told me someone would do that - I would've confidently bet my whole life savings on it being Angela

How else would I learn of people eating full sticks of butter as a snack?

We watch most of em! Just not single life or pillow talk.
We're actually watching Loren being a creep rn