One can hope? I don’t know. But I’ve got this set of sockets now.

The boy that gave me that wooden spoon 15 years ago gave me a set of socket wrenches at the swap meet. I cannot begin to explain this relationship. Or whatever.

I like the looks of that wiiiiide toe box. Lemme wiggle my toes.

Honest to god, the most comfortable pair of shoes I have ever had is a pair of Ariat cowboy boots. 😂 There was zero break-in time, not a single blister.

And going east, it’s this wild slalom course.

I’ll tell you what: the dumbest stretch of road currently in the city of Portland is the Halsey flyover of 84 right at 82nd. Who greenlit that mess?

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Happy Earth Day.

Look at this dog.

Currently wearing the 3989 Vintage MIE from my first day.

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I've spent a year looking at these, but I know they'd chew my heels to bits. I might get them anyway. www.drmartens.com/us/en/8065-a...

I've found that Lucky Charms occupy a suitable space between OMG THIS IS TOO MUCH SUGAR and Why Am I Eating Sawdust.

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These are silly, but I like that chunky heel. www.drmartens.com/us/en/chesne...

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I like the look of these, but I need to go try them on to see if they work with my weirdly-shaped feet. www.drmartens.com/us/en/rejena...

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If I hadn't inherited my dad's calves, I'd be looking at these: www.drmartens.com/us/en/rejena...

The color doesn't play well on my laptop, but they're gorgeous.

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I haven't been noisy enough about it, so I'm not on that blocklist, but I'm really proud of those of you who are.

Anyway, AI will eventually take my job. I know this. There isn't really anything I can do about it aside from telling you to stop using it for every dumb little thing.

Before they were arrested- Vets are demanding an end to the war on Iran at the Cannon Building in Washington, D.C.

every day i log on and read something new about the Bluesky staff doing some foolish thing because they kind of hate everyone who comes in here and i love that this site is like what if an airport dive bar was run by guys who got 2nd place in a Math Decathlon

I got influenced yesterday so now I have a box of Froot Loops. Highly recommend for the whimsy alone. As a food or nutrition source, maybe not the best option.

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All of this. Every word of it.

In solidarity with our Cascadia family, Nordecke will be displaying and chanting #SaveTheCaps at minute 19 and 73 during Wednesday’s match. Nordecke will never forget the overwhelming love and support during Save The Crew. We urge all soccer fans to answer this call, yet again, to #SaveTheCaps.

PEPFAR scientist resigns in protest HIV clinician decries upending of long-running AIDS program for low-income countries

SEEMS NOT GREAT, YOU GUYS.

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CDC won’t publish report showing covid shots cut likelihood of hospital visits The report, which had cleared the agency’s scientific-review process, had been delayed. It now won’t be published at all, people familiar with the decision told The Post.

This isn’t a scientific debate.

This is government censorship.

This is Lysenkoism, as @gregggonsalves.bsky.social pointed out last year.

And this will not end well.

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I implore the people of the US to really understand what is happening here—and I know that most people reading this do.

But this isn’t “routine”.

Coupled with RFK Jr. saying to Congress that immigrants are to blame for U.S. infectious disease outbreaks, we are in a dangerous situation.

This action should be raising alarm bells across the country.

It’s not an annoyance.

It’s a willful and malicious action to deprive the people of the United States of critical health information in order to prop up a government disinformation campaign against vaccines.

Jay Bhattacharya has ordered that a paper showing the effectiveness of COVID19 vaccines in preventing severe disease and hospitalization be suppressed and hidden.

This man has been crying nonstop about political censorship for 6 years.

But he’s the one who is actually doing it.