“Spare the bomb, spoil the child.” - Trump, probably

They will do none of that planning and regulating and careful anything and it will be a disaster.

The saladiest word salad. They were mostly words.

Your profile pic is awesome 🤣

It’s like reality TV but with mass murder

My favorite part of going to the doctor is when he touches my forehead holding the glowing orb of light

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You had to Go Go Gadget arms for this reach 🙄

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Can anyone from the Knoxville area help me identify these two individuals, possibly with Knox County Young Republicans? DMs should be open. Email: phil dot williams at newschannel5 dot com.

I heard it’s partly because Hegseth told George to drop a couple women and a Black man from promotions and George refused.

No vow of poverty for her I guess

Back from a long hiatus! What’s up, Bluesky?

I honked.

Japan shouldn’t buy anything from the US, especially food. Our food is poisoned.

All of them are my favorite 🥹🥰

What happened to “Thank you for your attention to this matter”?

Honestly, I wish I had been underestimated instead of overestimated as a child.

Fuck these assholes.

No

I think he thinks it makes him sound official. He’s a severely incurious man, and doesn’t bother to think about why people say the things they do, but he’s heard that line in letters he has read to him and it sounds good so he uses it all the time now.

Also, since when is having health insurance “paying people”? I can’t pay my rent with Medicaid.

Ouch

They don’t like Tucson as much. Maybe you guys should try our “keep it shitty” campaign.

I don’t think he was pretending to hesitate. I bet if you asked him, he would say hesitation is for the weak. I think his back and forth about his action/inaction was more about pretending that he has total control over the country and world. He’s a narcissist who never admits he’s wrong.

I heard there’s some 40k troops in the region that are now immediately and totally vulnerable.

I don’t think it would feel so small if it was a different hat. Like, if he was wearing one of those baseball style caps that say USS something or other, something nonpartisan, it would be different.

That is so adorable

So, more work than luck 👍

I mean, gastropods are so cool