My Persian spouse briefly considered adding suya pepper instead of samanoo to our haft-sin. If that’s not the most ‘Nigeranian’ thing ever 😅😅

And these one-take episodes??! 😮‍💨

Binging adolescence on Netflix. It’s actually an amazing show, fresh and emotional ‘British cop drama’

Bryan Carmody (@jbcarmody) on Threads Why an applicant would use a pseudonym to send a complaining email, 9 days before rank lists were due, to a residency program at which they’d done an away rotation and a research project (and at which...

Begging all of yall to touch at least one blade of grass.. #medsky www.threads.net/@jbcarmody/p...

When I’m watching something intense and a character may not survive, I’ll pause and check IMDb to see how many episodes they were in *minor spoilers* 🫣

Can u triangulate my location and theirs and send a drone?

😞 I was so mad

Driving upstate with my family (including toddler and dog). Didn’t merge quickly enough to satisfy another motorist. They got ahead of me and flashed a laser pointer in my eyes. Trying to make me crash?? What kind of evil!?!!

Even worrrrrssseee

I prefer “hot girl tummy issues” 🤷🏿‍♀️

My GI recently diagnosed me with “Cyclic Vomiting Syndrome” and all I can think is how that is such a bitch-made disease to have

Niloo says “happy hump dayyyyyy” also “bruh…u good”?

Niloo says “ happy hump day”!! and then she said “what the fuck is going on..” under her breath

Very true, he was in Home Alone 2 and an episode of Fresh Prince. Im more commenting on the power of manifestation since his inaugural performance 🙃

At the braider and they playing a lot of old Nelly. He mentions trump at least twice in his first album 😅

Heart shaped biscuits and Bon Maman jam

Happy “Love” Day! ❤️
These biscuits were made by a toddler and a dog 😄

Go read a book.

Niloo the bernedoodle in belly rub position (lady bits censored)

Niloo says happy hUMp day, u weirdos! (also belly rubs pls)

Niloo the bernedoodle and her doggy friends posing

Me when I’m with my bfffs 😅

My neighborhood dog run WhatsApp group is crashing tf out and it is the most amazing/entertaining thing that could happen today 🥲

Four images, top left getting a tattoo, top right my vision board, bottom left gift bags for an upcoming girls ski trip, bottom right embroidery journal so far

What I’ve been up to so far in 2025

Y’all… this album turns 30 in 3 years.

It takes until a Palestinian politician quoted in the 20th paragraph of this story before this "remarkable proposal" is accurately described as ethnic cleansing

Ok, but who’s not already doing this??

Freakishly accurate after the day/night I’ve had. My only critique is the patients are all way too clean 😒

lol it’s actually pretty accurate which is a problem. Gonna watch Xo, Kitty instead 🫠

Watching a show about an underserved inner city hospital to wind down after my trauma case 🙃 #MedSky #OnCall

I told my toddler that I had to leave for work this morning, and she said “nooo mommy, don’t go to the airport”! 🫠 #medsky

Poppin that collar just a bit 😉