this morning, mamdani’s team got in touch with me to float a new tax proposal: if your net worth exceeds $5 million and you dress badly, you’ll be hit with a 10% annual levy for “visual pollution.” i would be in charge of deciding if the outfits are bad.
He's a failure at everything he does, including stealing his wife's mascara.
Fleshlight for beemer owners.
With enough lube anything can go in!
Might require surgery to get some of them out again though.
3D render of forniphilia - an attractive woman in a business skirt suit sitting on a chair formed from a bound male
New chair
Let’s settle this, is Nigel Farage a racist?
Like if he is.
RT if he is a traitor.
Easily a generation.
And it made his hands too big, they look almost normal sized.
Be sure to appreciate the cover art, Erika is a slavedriver!
For anyone who appreciates my work and would like to contribute a little more to help me do what I do, I've made a tip jar:
ko-fi.com/erikamoak
I know times are hard now and it's perfectly fine if you can't, but anything is appreciated. 🖤
Chop those fuckers up, whack under grill for a bit, use as tasty croutons for soups/stews.
I've been pouring peanuts etc straight from the bag into my ravenous maw for years.
Fuck what other people think, I'm peckish.
In return for information about the thieves, Crimestoppers are offering a large bounty.
Ah the good old days.
I don't miss the barrage of questions from US acquaintances logging in & instantly asking me all about the latest drama/feud etc occurring while they were afk ....
3D render of a faceless female latex drone clad head to toe in seamless rubber
Glossy and seamless
@evildolly.bsky.social
Pour vous
Next they'll find a smooth marmoset.
Could Lavrov show us on this doll just where Ukraine violated him?
It's insulting to camels.
One of our future oligarchs walks into an Italian restaurant and screams, "Tacos, food-servants! I demand tacos for my belly!" Proceeds to stand in the middle of the restaurant, head back and mouth open, waiting to be hand fed.
I live.
Working as a delivery driver for Evri now, been just a bit busy.
(Christmas peak nearly killed me, people, stop buying shit from Temu)
On the up side I've lost nearly 20 kilos & have muscles again.
Which is nice.
Stayed off SM because politicians flapping their jaws make my fists itch.
The hedge insulted my ancestry, I was honour bound to attack it with my face.
Stop electing Putins cocksleeve then.
These russian assets should never have been allowed to join in the first place.
She's not a politician, just a useful idiot propped up in front of the cameras as a blame sponge while those who want to run the party bide their time & wait for the voters to forget how much damage their party did to this country.
It already is.
#TIL that each version of VLC media player is named after a different Discworld character. They already had my undying love, but this somehow increases that.
It's Duncan Idahos all the way down.
The words “Britpop Demon Hunters” appeared in my head and I’m feeling queasy
