His muesli is still widely available though.

Can we send him to Arsenal next..

I hope we’ve insisted that no red wiring be present in the stand.

Reach: All Jesus’s followers are saying the same thing about this.

“On the brink of crisis”. Grow up you click baiting scam sheet that used to be a newspaper.

Riddle me this…

Yes, but free Crème Eggs…😳

Can you explain why a "relative" statistic is appropriate in measuring poverty.

He wants to bomb Moonbase Alpha

Whatever happened to that Halkett lad?

June - if you work full time for national minimum wage, you'd earn around £24,500. So a median of £31k doesn't actually seem that unreasonable.

Ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo. Wah wah wah.

Double header

Looks like Eric Morecambe in one of Ernie’s plays..

A new winter coat and shoes for the wife?

Three more from them later.

Believe #hmfc 😂

Watching a match hoping it ends in a draw isn’t for everyone 🫣

Is one of them a darts player?

Funny how that changes the entire message!

I was convinced that Chicken Parmo was some form of long-con myth put about by my wife. God help us if it’s real…

Otto, I think you've underestimated why Cameron was the worst PM in modern times. He gambled the fragile unity of the UK on a political football referendum on two separate occasions, and, having got away with it (in his mind) once in 2014, felt he should double or quit in 2016. Then he quit.

If you see this, post a character that starts with O

Yup, ancient philosopher says “better to not try, than to try and fail”

Because every headline they produce is enticing, potentially important or interesting and yet when you click through, the majority are old, irrelevant to your area or exaggerated
eg “Major accident -
Motorway closed” turns out to be the M3 was shut briefly three days ago…

For goodness sake, I make endless “to do” lists at work and get paid for it. You can’t even do it properly for free 😂

You'd throw David Bowie in for that price...

My 225 Wordle streak. Gorn…. 😡

Should we look at it through the arched window?

Agree with the recommendation of Herculaneum. A few stops along the train tracks. The odd thing about Pompeii is that, despite its enormous popularity as a tourist hotspot, there are practically no cafes, rest areas or shops to get away from the heat of the day. Which is a good and bad thing.