It’s not a sustainable business model! I have an elderly cat, and I hate leaving her with a sitter over night (she’s senile so she often does a few really loud screams throughout the night - not fun being woken up by that!)

Precisely.

I keep telling him he can come through to Glasgow if he’s so keen, and he says he might, but he never does. It’s been MONTHS of him asking for an hour and me telling him it’s not happening. I wonder how much longer until he gives up

There’s a client in Edinburgh who enquires to see me every time I advertise an Edinburgh tour. But he only ever wants to book an hour, and since I need a minimum of four hours prebooked to make a tour happen and there’s often just one or two other one hour enquiries, I fear he’ll never see me again

It was great until the last season ruined it all

I recently got told I look like one of the characters in Game of Thrones but it’s been so long since I watched the series, I don’t remember that character at all

I assure you, if I don't have pre-bookings I will make social plans in the eve. I don't sit by the phone, wasting my own valuable time, I have a lot of friends & lovers, & I will make plans if my schedule isn't full. So don't wait till the very last second or chances are, I will decline your inquiry

UPCOMING TOURS:

🌘 Edinburgh* | 29 April - 2 May
🌑 Glasgow | 6-9 May
🌒 Glasgow | 25-28 May

Outcalls possible outwith those dates 💋

*this tour is only going to go ahead with sufficient prebooking

It’s EVERYTHING

Just wanna say something: rates are not reflective of worth. For most people, rates are reflective of availability. If someone has a very full life, their time may have a higher price point. Time is the most valuable commodity.

Cute gift ideas for your friendly neighbourhood h00ker:

🤍 thick socks
🤍 cinema vouchers
🤍 cash

What are your favourite hotels in London with rooms/suites that have two bedrooms? Bonus points if there’s a big tub in the room too!

Yesss, what a great incentive! It’s on my reading list too!

Love!!

A couple of coffees, a cinnamon bun and cinnamon apple oats as well as a wee bottle with vanilla essence Chelsey brought for her coffee

Forgot to take a selfie with @meetchelseypeach.co.uk but I did snap this cute pic of our brunch ☺️

You can also catch me alone in Glasgow from Friday to Monday! 🤙🏼

Danni is kneeling in a lake, wearing a sheer asymmetrical black and teal dress that complements the colours and texture of the water. She has her right hand in her hair and her left hand on her left thigh. Her head is turned to the right and her hair is loose, obscuring her face. In the background, there's a dark green forest and blue skies.

Chelsey is emerging out of a pool in a wet pink bikini and a blue wet cover up looking seductively at the camera with slick wet hair

Get wet wet wet with @meetchelseypeach.co.uk and me! Today until Friday in Glasgow! 💦

Wednesday to Friday! Don’t miss us!

so poetic! ✨

Just liking my posts on social is crazy when you could be ____ me while golden hour turns into moonlight outside the window.

If you’ve been wanting to see me for years, then I promise you an hour will not be enough time

Thanks! I never text clients first unless I know for sure that they’re okay with that! Privacy is key in our industry

Hi, if your name starts with an M and you’ve asked to meet me in Glasgow on 11 or 12 May, please email me again! My replies to you keep bouncing and idk if it’s safe for me to reach out to you via sms

Hi, if your name starts with an M and you’ve asked to meet me in Glasgow on 11 or 12 May, please email me again! My replies to you keep bouncing and idk if it’s safe for me to reach out to you via sms

weaponised incompetence

“Available now?” is so funny to me because most of the time these guys don’t even know my incall location!

You’re welcome 💋

I finally booked accommodation for my photoshoot in Wales, now all I need is a few more outfits. Really hoping I can get something good in the Bordelle sample sale later this month!

Bookings are rolling in for 17-20 April! Get in touch if you don’t want to miss out!

I cancelled my Edinburgh tour due to lack of prebookings - I’m not leaving my elderly cat with an overnight sitter for just two hours prebooked! - which is good news for Glasgow as I am now free for outcalIs until the 17th! Then it’s Glasgow incalIs from 17-20 April! Get in line, boys! 😉

Same!! It’s so fun!