It’s time

Lacewing eggs vibrating in the wind on a heavy metal door

Nancy strutting in a leather jacket, gets on her bicycle. Sluggo declares that she’s a biker now

Nancy 4/13/26

I love her so much

A bit of fence fell over between our yards, and my musician neighbor asked if she can just improvise with some stuff from Home Depot and see what happens to repair it, go off queen

Bad To The Bone (cover), by Hannah Bannanah from the album That's Right There It Is Spirit

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Girl, same

momboy number five

Writing an investigative report on your ass

I have a lot of work to do today, such as looking hot, walking around, and smiling at everybody.

hat that says Love is Life, Life is Wife, Wife is Knife

The grumpy firefighters, the uptempo singing in a field of splayed out casualties, fantastic, 5 stars

Hell yeah

There are no cool people in medicine, it’s great

Somebody set this information to a Carly Rae Jepson song, we’re gonna make it, guys

I can memorize all the cranial nerves and their functions in this timeframe, it’s cool

Remaking that Sabotage music video but this time it’s Self-Sabotage and it’s just me wearing that mustache while I don’t start studying until 2 hours before a test

Steelbook when?

Me in a bathroom mirror with a camera over my face

Time for a break from this place! See you later, nerds 😘

What a gift John Prine was, Jesus Christ

*fired

I do know more than one loss prevention guy who got first for drinking on the job, and like who cares but also they do have guns

Just saw a security guard with a handlebar mustache, I’ve decided this is a further indication of societal collapse

Also that place is up a flight of stairs, false advertising all around

Slicing up brains in a non-psychopathic, institutionally-approved context

Hey could you make me an angel that flies from Montgomery real quick?

🥹

It is! I had one years ago, but many happy hours in the sunshine and rain bleached all the identifying details clean away and eventually cracked through the bun, happy to have it back

Tux and Fanny - Episode 171 "Dying Light" YouTube video by Tux and Fanny

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