Happy 4/20! Speaking of which, I’ve got a pole you can smoke. #MonochromeMonday #MCM
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Posts by Ivan Oozer 🔞
Happy 4/20! Speaking of which, I’ve got a pole you can smoke. #MonochromeMonday #MCM
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We talkin’ cumshots? #SundayCumday
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It’s #FatCockFriday
And National Haiku Day
So there’s that I guess
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It’s actually #Fursday but my cock thinks it’s #WetWednesday.
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I’m trying to keep #TummyTuesday free of dickstractions so I cropped out me cranking my hog.
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Go with the flow. #MonochromeMonday #MCM
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It ain’t gonna be #SoftCockSaturday for much longer if I don’t stop touching my nipples. #SCS
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Can I give you a lift? #FatCockFriday #FCF
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In this bed (and everywhere else) we celebrate #WetCockWednesday.
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This post is for #TummyTuesday and #TesticleTuesday and #TittyTuesday and #TwoFingersInMyHoleTuesday and #TryNotToCumTuesday and whatever other alliterative descriptor for 34 seconds of super horny nudity you can think of.
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Happy Clearance Cadbury Creme Egg Day, everybody! #MonochromeMonday #MCM
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Post your best precum pic. đź’§
My hidden folder runneth over with precum pics, so y’all get four!
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Kinda looks like I’m fucking a ghost very gently. #FatCockFriday #FCF
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Everyday is #Fursday for me.
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April drools! #WetWednesday
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You can aim it in my general direction. 🤤
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So excited for #SoftCockSaturday that I forgot how to put on a shirt. #SCS
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I’ve never frotted before but I kinda wanna try it so if one of y’all could lay your boner right here that’d be super nice of you. #FatCockFriday #FCF
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Ay, there’s the rub. #TummyTuesday
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In glorious black and white! #MonochromeMonday #MCM
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You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf? Well, in honor of #SundayCumday, get ready for…
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Today is National Crunchy Taco Day, but I’m posting this just in case you prefer soft. #SoftCockSaturday #SCS
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991, dir: Michael Pressman) #FatCockFriday #FCF
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In honor of St. Patrick’s Day, here’s my impression of one of the snakes he drove out of Ireland.
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Been working on a short poem that rhymes “monochrome” with “mighty bone,” but it’s not quite ready yet. #MonochromeMonday #MCM
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