Love you AL, I’m so happy you are one of the good guys.

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I just found out last night that the $50k enrollment bonus only pays out after 5 years of service, and reader, the laugh I let out when I read that woke the dog from across the house. These absolute fucking grapes aren't seeing a dime of that money. No way they can ride out 5 years of this job.

100% this!👇

We are living in a country that is telling us “don’t believe what you see, believe only what I tell you.”

The Wall Street Journal is doing a story on how Americans view Kentucky Fried chicken?

The post from @realDonaldTrump claims that 24 Karat Gold was used in the Oval Office and Cabinet Room of the White House, impressing foreign leaders and others with its quality and beauty. It describes this as the "Best Oval Office ever" in terms of success and appearance, signed by "President DJT."

Utilities, groceries, health care premiums all going sky high, and he’s blabbering on like he’s Louis XIV in Versailles.

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If Jimmy had just called for the execution of the homeless like the Fox Host, he'd have been fine, I guess.

#JimmyKimmel #FoxNews #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue

Laura Loomer, Trumps alleged mistress, a MAGA & pro-israel influencer, targeted Charlie Kirk weeks before his assassination.

Loomer painted Kirk as a traitor and placed a target on his back after he called for the release of the Epstein files and opposed a war with Iran.

This 100%.

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Paul’s right, it’s unreal how little traction this story has gotten.

www.mediaite.com/crime/israel...

“Gagging”

Starmer is thinking what we are thinking and what most of the world is thinking.

The Queen of Night (Epiphyllum oxypetalum) blooms just once a year at night and only for a few hours.

The only accurate framing

Let that sink in for a sec.

Like the way he once admitted to Leslie Stahl that he attacks and demeans the media so that people won’t believe bad stories about him. But now he’s applying that tactic to his own Justice Department, which prosecuted Epstein.
www.cnbc.com/2018/05/22/t...

He said he was deporting gang members, but he also said he would the number would be 11 million people. That's almost twice the population of Missouri.

Did Trumpers think there were 11 million gang members in the country? Is math that hard? Jesus Christ.

Bright orange and pink peony flowers with green leaves over blue in the background. Beige box with black text in center “May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and farm workers.”

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