Going vegan this May #vegay

またバーガーキングを見るだけ。がんぼるぞい。

translation:
I'm just looking at Burger King again.

I'd rather die than play "pips"

Is it possible to go crazy from ideas

A black and white cat stares forward with a serious, almost ominous expression. His eyes are partially hidden in shadow, giving him a mysterious and intense look.

No thoughts…?

A black and white cat wearing a frilly black and white collar, sitting upright and staring directly at the camera with a calm, serious expression.

Uni isn't just strong. He's elegant too

hello Paulo

ouch owww ouch ouch ouch ouch

ロングショートショート。がんぼるぞい。

translation:
Long short SHORT

花が似合う男。がんぼるぞい。

translation:
I'm a man who looks good with flowers.

Four-panel comic by @mushroommovie. I think its meant to be cute, but it makes me tear up every time I see it. First panel: A cute cartoon mushroom with a smiley face, thinking, "I'm at peace knowing bad feelings will pass." Second panel: The same mushroom smiling slightly less, thinking, "But until then..." Third panel: The same mushroom frowning and bringing his little cartoon nubbed hands up to his face, thinking, "Boy, does it hurt." Fourth panel: The same mushroom frowning with his mouth open and eyes closed, his hands still at his face, as if he were crying or otherwise crushed by the weight of his pain.

having a bad one

The consistent attacks on our federal workforce have created a brain drain in our federal government that is already hurting every American.

The glimmer of hope in my eye is actually a defect

he can go straight to hell by the way LMAOOO

An excerpt from Jane Eyre reading: "She’s a rare one, is she not, Jane?” “Yes, sir.” “A strapper—a real strapper, Jane: big, brown, and buxom; with hair just such as the ladies of Carthage must have had. Bless me!"

I may be Mr. Rochester's type ...

Black and white photo of a lion with white text in Papyrus font reading: "The lion doesn't concern himself with employment."

ボルゾイドリル。がんぼるぞい。

translation:
Borzoi Drill.

[yelling over club music] I said grief is a rain that falls on everything

僕はボルゾイです。がんぼるぞい。

translation:
I'm a Borzoi.

Who will do what needs to be done (hit me with a car so I don't have to go to work for a few days)

is butt legs?

they can take my will to live but they'll never take my whimsy

😜がんぼるぞい。

translation:
😜

Judge wearing a VR headset

Weekend in sight. Hold the line

what have I done to merit these cruel sufferings