biking around to all the weed stores for the free samples today

why doesn't iran and the US just kiss and makeout, are they stupid?

a man in a suit and tie sits at a table ALT: a man in a suit and tie sits at a table

Landlord is pushing an above-guideline rent increase on me and another tenant, and the other tenant just casually told me he’s using ChatGPT for legal advice...

RUNNAH, ARE YOU FUEL TO OUR FIRE?

TEEPEE 5 UESC OUTPOSTS

ASK FOR "Dixie Nourmous" ON THE UESC INTERCOM

(in a single run)

I bet it must feel really good to be an electric car owner right now

People looking for jobs just look at you like this now when you ask how the job search is going.

mogging some proteinslop by openmaxing my mouthhole

Made the mistake of going outside

Working in the Toronto film industry is funny because there's at least one person on every set who's worked on MrBeast games and when you mention it they look at you like this

They're using the fake snow storm and manipulating the weather to cover up the fact that they're making more burgers

bruh they buried me alive

Snowed in and playing assassins creed unity

When you're on a diet but this fuck ass storm is preventing you from getting your 10,000 steps in.

i had a vision

oh, las vegas is dying dying

friend shaped

🚨BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani will begin and fund the construction of a NEW 17 MILLION POUND MARIJUANA BRICK in New York City. Do you agree with this?

Fuck posting at optimal times we posting whenever we want

Why didn't Biden use his Biden Blast on Trump during the inauguration?

Sorry but we have to boil you alive. I’m sorry man it wasn’t my call I’m just the messenger

Slopenheimer after he invented the slop bowl

Mr. Toes

Decades happen ahh week

Guy who goes to a gay bar after overthrowing a government

Going into 2026 knowing it’s the year of the horse