Hillary Clinton: "I hear that little plant dinosaur wants to make things humid. Well, I say let's make the ballot box humid with all our votes!"

Anyone wanna meet up and just scream? We can get food after.

It gets worse. Even the next series of Taskmaster will be using A.I. 😭

"Abolish ICE" is the moderate position. But I wouldn't expect anything less from the store brand Republicans we call "Democrats"

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Screenshot of a Github pull request. It shows 1,403,369 new lines added and 2,205 lines removed.

Give your senior engineer and devops team a heart attack with this one weird trick

"You are going to watch me pee and you are going to like it!"

I love it, that's really good!

The revolution will not be televised, but it will be comfortable

Some flow from the other day

Holy shit. Feds, check this guy's hard drive

We destroy BMWs for fun and will NEVER get bored of it.
#WorldBollardAssociation😏

Just wait until next year when we get Wicked: Part 2: Episode 2

And this is why I still always wear a mask at conventions

Prepare for back pain and to have strong opinions about "the kids these days"

Man in a black PAX shirt on a sandy beach on a partly sunny day

Stopped off in Seaside this past weekend!

I like that idea. Plus, Vic has been really funny every time they've been on, so I definitely wouldn't mind them being the third!

You don't have anything to apologize for. It can be so tough dealing with mental health, especially with the world being the way that it is today

Not sure who'd be the third but we've gotta have Pete Holmes and Lisa Gilroy on an episode together

And then democrats wonder why nobody likes them 🙃

Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake from the SNL short “dick in a box”

Woke up today to the news

Sending hugs and support 🫂🫂🫂

Some juggling from earlier this week!

If you listen closely, you'll hear the sound of every Fortune 500 company's CEO typing "make a rainbow logo for my company" into ChatGPT

We're gonna have so many pronouns that it'll make the ones we've been using look like amateurnouns

Grateful and jealous, as we didn't get that same energy in Seattle 😭

Uh oh!

A kitkat usb drive

I’m putting phishing training in my Halloween candy this year.

This year for Halloween when I get trick or treaters I'm going to say "trick", do a juggling trick, then close the door in their faces

What are you using instead? I've been meaning to cancel for a while but I just haven't been able to find a good replacement