Clenched fist with the thumb poking out of the fingers, a la “got your nose”

This is what they took from you

Yesss it's time, bring out the seasonal puffs!

I hear we got the rapture tomorrow, god I hope so PLEASE TAKE THEM LORD

I keep noticing little shifts in the culture that I don't love

She came out so good!!! You look fantastic!!!

18yr old at work just called me unc

There's like 3 additional layers to the nephew situation but it'll just piss me off to talk about it, his life's been uprooted and it's all so unnecessary. And this whole family just lies and gives incomplete information to those actually willing to help. Embarrassing.

For elaboration, my nephew's living situation just changed bc his dad can't do the bare minimum. Then a 3yr old child fell down the escalators at work and I had to hit the emergency stop and check him for injuries, he tumbled several times and HE IS OKAY NOW but it was really scary.

I've had like five truly insane things happen to me in the past 24hrs

Had 2 packages stolen today and I'm trying to practice owlturd bicycle comic about it but I was this close to chasing them down on foot

Artists tabling at #Katsucon could use extra support this weekend! Due to a burst water pipe, they lost hours of selling time, and people closest may have lost merch. Check out who's selling and consider getting some cool swag in person or online! #artistsalley #artistsupport #artshop #art

everybody always wants to send me to the hospital just cause i figured out a really fast way to get down the stairs

One thing about me is I’m always bleeding for some reason

Wishing an ocean man would take me by the hand, make me understand

No I do not care about the playoffs, but I respect your enthusiasm. I'm glad they'll have football for you at the Kendrick concert

When anyone talks about mainstream sports around me I make sure to offer a supportive "Yeah, sports!"

It went okay I think! Not my best interview, but far from the worst. Now I can look at the news, I'm sure everything is going really well.

Thank you so much!!! ❤️ I am as prepared as I can be

I will mourn the nation tomorrow after this interview, and if completely I beef it then I'll mourn that too

Guyssss you don't understand he was literally stimming he's literally neurodivergent and a minor he was playing path of exile through his neurolink you guysss

My dog Nubbs, wrapped up in towels at the vet's office following a successful surgery. His pupils are blown wide from the anesthesia and he looks super messed up, but he's alright.

Nubbs again, home after surgery and looking very out of it. He is bundled in blankets on our couch, and his eyes are bleary and unfocused.

Nubbs staring vacantly ahead, still wrapped in blankets on the couch. I am petting him while he recovers, but he neither acknowledges me nor cares.

Nubbs finally decided he's had enough of my bullshit and buried his head into the blankets to shut out the light. Only the top of his head and ears are exposed. He spend the next several hours sleeping off the anesthesia like this, and is doing much better now.

My son had surgery to remove a lipoma in his armpit yesterday, and everything went well! I wish I could sit him down and explain the procedure so he understands what just happened to him, but it is what it is.

If I don't get it it's no big deal though haha, no biggie. Either way it's fine either way.

I have an interview this month for a job I really want, need advice on how to become delusionally confident in a week or two

Yeah I'm normal-typical why do u ask

a cute golden dog who is the best boy of all time ever. in this pic he has little rain speckles all over his snout, forehead, and ears.

i've hired him to stare at you

so things are bad it looks like