The invention of the map has proved to have an incredibly destructive impact on American democratic politics.

I would like to criticize our beautiful ranchers.

Trying to put pressure on China, who is reportedly trying to put pressure on Iran, would be my guess.

Sometimes u just gotta laugh…

Their symbol is literally the moon

Yet another reason to convert to Islam…

This fucking story should not be on the top page.

I’m so over media talking about illegal wars in the terms of an epic military thriller movie. Fuck cnn.

Shot: “We need a system that cannot be endlessly challenged in court.”

Chaser: “Lawyers believe this order will not hold up in court.”

The “view quote tweet” function on bsky sucks. I don’t care who the most recent loser to quote a tweet is, I want to see some bangers!!

That’s why I drink from the bottles

It's my answer every time for this: National identity is, with some exceptions, more modern than the steam engine.

Thank god they never discovered Hillary’s xvideos account

I NEED to see his watch history

“Last activity: today”

Fucking sending me.

This is literally the funniest thing I’ve seen in so long.

One of my favs

Just re-pinned the Discover feed for the first time in months and am being reminded of why I hated it.

I’m genuinely annoyed at the type of coverage this shit gets

I’m gonna be real, TSA wait times do not seem like a big enough issue to be on CNN’s front fucking page.

Had a melatonin dream about my new best friend Owl Tony who I met on a nature tour led by Obama.

Taco Bell is goated fast food, period.

Hell, autocorrect didn’t even know what that is, it thought I meant Khartoum.

Everybody on the tl talking abt Kharg Island as if I’m always supposed to have know what that is

If you have the intellectual capacity to talk about the “frisson of transgression” and “gnosticism”, then you absolutely have the intellectual capacity to understand that the right is completely full of shit.

Nah ur right it kinda sucks imo. It’s based on the French show Haut Potentiel Intellectuel, which is why it feels so derivative I think. HPI is a *much* better show.

“Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye devour widows' houses, and for a pretence make long prayer: therefore ye shall receive the greater damnation.”
‭‭Matthew‬ ‭23‬:‭14‬

Sorry TobyMac, this is just straightforwardly not the case.

Christ was unvaccinated