Maybe they have a deadlock in one of the holding cells and they need someone to fix it.

Byte me, NYT

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

This is the ICE agent who murdered a woman by shooting her multiple times in the face.

How much longer we gonna take this crap

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Order pizza.

Well they tell me of a pie up in the sky
Waiting for me when I die

What We Lost When Condé Nast Unceremoniously Shuttered Teen Vogue This article is part of TPM Cafe, TPM’s home for opinion and news...

if you want to know what happened to Teen Vogue yesterday, my work wife @allegrak.bsky.social — who ran our politics section for 6 years until this past June — said it all in this.

can't even pull out a favorite part til I sign my separation letter lol, just read the whole thing.

I’m here for the ratio

Text screenshot: ``` $ ls -al `which more`; ls -al `which less` -rwxr-xr-x 2 root wheel 451152 Sep 25 00:03 /usr/bin/more -rwxr-xr-x 2 root wheel 451152 Sep 25 00:03 /usr/bin/less $ shasum `which more`; shasum `which less` 3218fb8943fc708a2a238557ea3a75b80ec6f43b /usr/bin/more 3218fb8943fc708a2a238557ea3a75b80ec6f43b /usr/bin/less $ ```

Huh. At least on macOS, less really is more.

It’s ridiculous. I’m considering subscribing just so I can unsubscribe again and again.

Hellscape is right. That faceless girl creeping out of the frame is giving me The Ring vibes.

Surprised that the NYT has never heard of Summer Fridays in Provençe…

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Full story👇
www.redpanda.com/case-study/n...

“All cities are walkable if you’re not a bitch.”

I saw Flavor Flav in the mirror

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I miss real journalism.

Years from now they'll be rumors that Grok is living in Argentina.

Superb AIing, sir!

I’m expecting a honey badger on a croc to emerge from the murky depths as the fourth rider of the apocalypse.

I got 4 queen bees in a week including a streak of 3 in a row without using hints. AMA!

Hey you could tell us what the fmr governor is coming back from. Also what exactly are these “far-left” (sinister?) policies you speak of?

It’s horrendous for anything data intensive. That said, idk what kind of infra abstraction would work with data intensive workloads.

Can’t believe you opened // TODO: open

Screenshot from The New Yorker: One morning a few weeks ago, I met de Blasio at his regular coffee shop in Park Slope. He had just come from the gym—the same one that he’d insisted on commuting to every morning from Gracie Mansion, no matter how much grief the press gave him for it—and was wearing sweats. He held forth among his fellow-patrons with a spirit of magnanimous, possibly unreciprocated camaraderie, greeting a startled man by the door with a familiar “How you doing, brother?” and ordering his breakfast (scrambled egg whites, cheddar, ham, and tomato on multigrain toast) as “mi sandwich especial.” These days, de Blasio most often makes the news for his love life or for such momentous moves as dyeing his salt-and-pepper crewcut. But he’s sensed a bit of de Blasio nostalgia creeping into town. “Since I left office, the No. 1 thing that people come up to me on the street and talk about is pre-K,” he told me, lacing his iced espresso with a heavy pour of simple syrup. “The No. 2 thing that people talk about is that Onion headline.” He quoted it for me, savoring every word: “Well, well, well, not so easy to find a mayor that doesn’t suck shit, huh?”

bill de blasio in park slope, ordering his breakfast sandwich as “mi sandwich especial” and quoting the onion headline omg

www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

It’s like recording with a band named Steely Dan then complaining that they’re a bunch of dildos.

Chuck Mangione - Feels So Good (Nana's Journey Into Song, March 8th, 1979) YouTube video by Chuck Mangione

The burning question of our generation:

Who is Luigi Mangione and is he related to Chuck?

youtu.be/ZOtxTyJmxVI?...

Or ginger?